From Venus to Mars

I just got a girl, and, holy fuck, she's a robot She's got shiny red steel and neon eyes, it's kinda hot I don't know her name, I just flew down here from Venus But she's already kissed me and put her claw on my penis I brushed back her tinsel hair, she "booped" with affection I can tell by her inflection That she feels some connection I won't hesitate to mention that I feel that too So...aight, I guess she's mine On Venus, I'm bad with the ladies, but on Mars, I'm doing fine She took my hand and led me to her family barbeque All the guests were alien creatures and the hot dogs were blue My robot girl walked over to the middle of the yard Where a fish and a sloth were sharing a glass of lard My girl beeped again and their faces started beaming They said they were her parents and I thought I was dreaming But then I chucked and figured I have no reason to be screaming Fish-mama and her baby began to chit-chat I was face to face with her dad, I'm afraid of that With a burp and a smile, he asked me where I was from I stammered when I said Venus, I felt so dumb But then the green sloth-man, he widened his eyes He touched my face with his paw and shouted, "you tell no lies!" I realized he was quickly growing a second mouth So he could speak Morse Code, without any doubt So...aight, this is going swell On Venus, I'm bad at conversation, but on Mars, I'm doing well Green cooks with tiger heads flip squids at the grill They make magic ten-foot sandwiches, against the eater's will When I ask them what they secret is, they hand me the bill I said "you cats must be crazy. I'm only here for the thrill!" I'm still confused as robot-girl drags me away On Venus, I can infer, but on Mars, I'm in disarray From Venus to Mars, From Venus to Mars The cultural differences are bigger than those bars And more stunning than the stars between the two planets And I don't take that for granted You gotta see some different worlds before you understand it Cuz you cannot demand it to serve you the knowledge On a silver platter You gotta see some new faces and traverse different places For life to really matter From Venus to Mars, From Venus to Mars The journey will enlighten you if you don't let it frighten you Robot-girl dragged me miles away from the party I don't know what I did, so all I did was say sorry She stopped stomping and pushed her iron boot on my chest She furiously beeped, to me it was gibberish at best Her body fell apart; a bright purple fuse Tiny lightning bolts jolted down to her shoes I took all the cues to safely roll away While Robot-girl exploded, her metal parts in disarray "What a day it's been for you!" a growling voice said Behind me was an orange seahorse with a boulder-sized head Floating above the craters, he smiled down on me I cried, "who the hell are you, some evil entity?" It goes, "No, silly being, I'm a Goddess of the skies I'm Ameila Earhart in a government disguise Covering up their lies about fields of science." I'm captured by shock and struck by silence She committed social defiance by flying away I curled up in a ball and began to pray For all other beings who won't tread these special grounds Who won't meet the cool creatures and hear all the sounds I now surround myself in this red Mars-dust It feels like clouds and tastes like pizza crust This trip ain't such a bust, yeah my ship crashed down On Venus, I contain myself, but on Mars I get around Golden golf carts fly around the moon Deimos There's a huge vibrant sculpture in honor of John Stamos Made from blue worms, caught from underground To clearly demonstrate how they think his skin sounds And feels, no other beings gotta deal with this experiment Some would think it's good fun, but others, a detriment It's my sentiment that we need more oddities On Venus, there's no imagination, but on Mars, it's a policy From Venus to Mars, From Venus to Mars The cultural differences are bigger than those bars And more stunning than the stars between the two planets And I don't take that for granted You gotta see some different worlds before you understand it Cuz you cannot demand it to serve you the knowledge On a silver platter You gotta see some new faces and traverse different places For life to really matter From Venus to Mars, From Venus to Mars The journey will enlighten you if you don't let it frighten you Alien-Abe Lincoln lives in a giant bubble It floats in the stars, but now it speeds up, in trouble; A neon-black portal with teeth on it's edge Swirling around aliens and weirdos alleged We can stop this crime if we gather our minds Form an imagination-laser, make evil forces blind Activate the colors of your brain and fight If we're willing to not sleep all night