Song parody of
You're Too Old
by Billy Kemp
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You're too old to be riding a Harley
You're too old to be getting high
You're too old to be wearing those bluejeans
You're too old to be wondering why
You're too old to ride that roller coaster
You're too old to to learn how to fly
You're too old to be taught some new tricks
But you're still too young to die
You're still too young to die
When you gonna cut your hair
When you gonna dress your age
When you gonna get a life
You're too old to be going out with that girl
You're too old for another love-sick sigh
You're too old to be driving a fast car
You're too old to give it one more try
You're too old to be listening to that song
You're too old to have a gleam in your eye
You're too old not to know right from wrong
But you're still too young to die
You're still too young to die
When you gonna cut your hair
When you gonna dress your age
When you gonna get a life
You're too old to be moving a Marshall
You're too old to be gigging nine to two
You're too old to be sleeping so late
And you're too old to be new
You're too old to be turning back now
You're too old to set your sights so high
You're too old to be wearing a tattoo
But you're still too young to die
You're still too young to die
When you gonna cut your hair
When you gonna dress your age
When you gonna get a life
You're too old to be riding a Harley
You're too old to be getting high
You're too old to be wearing those bluejeans
You're too old to be wondering why
You're too old to ride that roller coaster
You're too old to to learn how to fly
You're too old to be taught some new tricks
But you're still too young to die
You're still too young to die
When you gonna cut your hair
When you gonna dress your age
When you gonna get a life
You're too old to be going out with that girl
You're too old for another love-sick sigh
You're too old to be driving a fast car
You're too old to give it one more try
You're too old to be listening to that song
You're too old to have a gleam in your eye
You're too old not to know right from wrong
But you're still too young to die
You're still too young to die
When you gonna cut your hair
When you gonna dress your age
When you gonna get a life
You're too old to be moving a Marshall
You're too old to be gigging nine to two
You're too old to be sleeping so late
And you're too old to be new
You're too old to be turning back now
You're too old to set your sights so high
You're too old to be wearing a tattoo
But you're still too young to die
You're still too young to die
When you gonna cut your hair
When you gonna dress your age
When you gonna get a life
