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God, God, God
by Carman
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A couple o' young men came to my door today
While I was frying eggs in my kitchen,
They looked so sincere with their white shirts and ties
As they tried to sell me their religion.
We talked for awhile as my eggs got cold
About what their faith believes,
They said they were convinced by what they'd been taught
That God's just an exalted man like you and me.
Although The Book says He is spirit, their hearts refused to hear it
They proceeded to tell me He's got hair
And in Daniel God's finger wrote on the wall
And His watchful eye is mentioned everywhere
I said, "Hey, keep to your scriptures until you understand
Completely these verses you're pickin',
The Psalms say He'll protect us with His feathers and His wings
But that don't mean that God's a great big chicken!"
I said, "Don't you see, you have missed
Just who Jesus Christ said that he is?"
"Well he's The Lord, he's Jehovah, he's the I Am like he said
And he proved his own divinity when he rose up from the dead
He's Messiah, Emmanuel and if that don't pass the test
The Book of John says he's The Word of God come in the flesh
Well he's the author of salvation and he leaves no room to guess
He's the Alpha, Omega, beginning and end
He's the first and he's the last
So if you're still confused I've no words left to waste
He told us he was God, God, God
Now I calmly rest my case."
I went out to the airport, took a ride to L A X,
I was flying out to Dallas
To see my buddy, Tex
Went up an escalator, my mind at total rest
When suddenly 'dis guy pins a flower to my chest
I asked, "Are you a Christian?", He said, "Oh yes, and more,
But I believe there's many ways of truth we can explore."
I said, "Hold on a minute, I hate to interrupt,
But if Jesus ain't the only way this teaching is corrupt."
He said, "We believe and teach that when you die,
You come back in the form of a cow or bird or fly
So if you kill an animal, what actually you're seeing
Is a murder equal to and of a human being."
Well, as anyone can see their "Christian" claim
Is totally without a doubt phoney
You can't even go out and eat a Big Mac
'Cause ya' might be munchin' on yer Uncle Tony!
I said, "Can't you see, you have missed
Just who Jesus Christ said that he is?"
"Well he's The Lord, he's Jehovah, he's the I Am like he said
And he proved his own divinity when he rose up from the dead
He's Messiah, Emmanuel and if that don't pass the test
The Book of John says he's The Word of God come in the flesh
Well he's the author of salvation and he leaves no room to guess
He's the Alpha, Omega, beginning and end
He's the first and he's the last
So if you're still confused I've no words left to waste
He told us he was God,
He proved that he was God,
He showed us he was God, God, God
And that's just the way it is!"
A couple o' young men came to my door today
While I was frying eggs in my kitchen,
They looked so sincere with their white shirts and ties
As they tried to sell me their religion.
We talked for awhile as my eggs got cold
About what their faith believes,
They said they were convinced by what they'd been taught
That God's just an exalted man like you and me.
Although The Book says He is spirit, their hearts refused to hear it
They proceeded to tell me He's got hair
And in Daniel God's finger wrote on the wall
And His watchful eye is mentioned everywhere
I said, "Hey, keep to your scriptures until you understand
Completely these verses you're pickin',
The Psalms say He'll protect us with His feathers and His wings
But that don't mean that God's a great big chicken!"
I said, "Don't you see, you have missed
Just who Jesus Christ said that he is?"
"Well he's The Lord, he's Jehovah, he's the I Am like he said
And he proved his own divinity when he rose up from the dead
He's Messiah, Emmanuel and if that don't pass the test
The Book of John says he's The Word of God come in the flesh
Well he's the author of salvation and he leaves no room to guess
He's the Alpha, Omega, beginning and end
He's the first and he's the last
So if you're still confused I've no words left to waste
He told us he was God, God, God
Now I calmly rest my case."
I went out to the airport, took a ride to L A X,
I was flying out to Dallas
To see my buddy, Tex
Went up an escalator, my mind at total rest
When suddenly 'dis guy pins a flower to my chest
I asked, "Are you a Christian?", He said, "Oh yes, and more,
But I believe there's many ways of truth we can explore."
I said, "Hold on a minute, I hate to interrupt,
But if Jesus ain't the only way this teaching is corrupt."
He said, "We believe and teach that when you die,
You come back in the form of a cow or bird or fly
So if you kill an animal, what actually you're seeing
Is a murder equal to and of a human being."
Well, as anyone can see their "Christian" claim
Is totally without a doubt phoney
You can't even go out and eat a Big Mac
'Cause ya' might be munchin' on yer Uncle Tony!
I said, "Can't you see, you have missed
Just who Jesus Christ said that he is?"
"Well he's The Lord, he's Jehovah, he's the I Am like he said
And he proved his own divinity when he rose up from the dead
He's Messiah, Emmanuel and if that don't pass the test
The Book of John says he's The Word of God come in the flesh
Well he's the author of salvation and he leaves no room to guess
He's the Alpha, Omega, beginning and end
He's the first and he's the last
So if you're still confused I've no words left to waste
He told us he was God,
He proved that he was God,
He showed us he was God, God, God
And that's just the way it is!"
