Team Science! (feat. Mark Blalock)

Team science We built a time machine for philosophy experiments Team science Our budget's infinite; our sample size is too Team science It's not unethical if we make it never happened Team science We do, undo, redo then undo, redo, do The first thing we disproved was determinism The second thing we disproved was free will The jury is still out on multiverse theory But that's the one that'll probably get us killed Team science We built a time machine for philosophy experiments Team science Our budget's infinite; our sample size is too Team science It's not as bad as you'd think being your own grandparents Team science We redo, undo, do then do, redo, undo We kidnapped some kids, and we Battle Royaled them Then sent them safely back home We might need them back for these spaceborne diseases Or this weekend's thunderdome Team science We built a time machine for philosophy experiments Team science Our budget's infinite; our sample size is too Team science We pay our interns in imaginary experience Team science We undo do redo then redo do undo When we blew up earth, it was too much paperwork We try to do that less often Besides we found out we can get the same result If we instead blow up Heaven Team science We built a time machine for philosophy experiments Team science Our budget's infinite; our sample size is too Team science We pay our interns in imaginary experience Team science We undo do redo then redo do undo As years turn to days, like rats in a maze We realized we were the subject Our souls tainted black each time we turned Making life a little more perfect Team science We'll confiscate our time machine Team science And give us copious notes Team science Destroy this cursed object with ourselves Team science We've proved that's how it goes This was a terrible mistake on the part of humanity