Winmau

Hi there, Winmau. How are you doing? Sit down Can I get you a drink? Something to eat maybe? I'll just put this device on the table as it's going to record our voices OK, let's start How's business going Winmau? Are you well? Winmau What's your profit forecast for 2015, Winmau? Are you on track? Winmau Do you guys still endorse Eric Bristow? Winmau Sorry to hear about that, sorry to hear about that Do you want a crisp? How big is your car park? Winmau Have you got a car park? Winmau How many spaces though, how many spaces? Winmau Do you have your own space? Can I have my own space? Winmau Disappointing. But it would be handy How long have you been trading for? Winmau Wow, that's a long time, yeah. Do you have many competitors? Winmau What's your favourite distributor? Winmau Do you offer vegan bullseye alternatives do you? Winmau Where did you get the name from? Winmau Winmau Winmau Winmau Winmau Winmau It sounds like Chairman Mao Like some sort of oriental dictator. Is that what you are? Winmau Oriental dictator Winmau No, didn't think so. Just checking. You've got to be thorough. Balanced journalism So, is it your name? Oh, it's not your name. So, what is Winmau then? Winmau. Is it some kind of acronym? Why. I. Nettled. My. Ass. Up Is that what it stands for? Winmau Does that help darts players? Darts anyway. What's the word mean? Is it darts or is it d'arts? Winmau You know the wire on the dartboard, how do you bend it? What do you bend it with? Where do you get the wire from? Where does wire come from? Winmau What's the hardest number to bend? Is it 20? 2? Oh, it's difficult. Curly 2 Oh, sorry. Bye