Gun Free Karaoke

Hey everybody, check your guns at the bar I gotta Bonnie Tyler ballad bleeding holes in my heart I ain't swinging Dixie, only staying the night Confederate flags abundant and they're giving me a fright I'm searching for a soul because I've nothing to say So I gotta spill my guts out in that X-Factor way Wait till you hear me bust out Wuthering Heights I'll bring peace to your pistols, end the firefight Gun free karaoke Hold your fire over Dancing Queen Gun free karaoke If only Dame Shirley Bassey could see You don't need your 45s to overreact You can't claim to own an AC/DC track Cool your barrels, let's do a My Way duet Sinatra or Sid Vicious, which will save me my head Killing me softly with someone else's lines Now there's a stand-off over Sweet Caroline is it The Best of Phil Spector or Phil Spector's house I think I wanna leave but not before Don't Stop Me Now Gun free karaoke Hold your fire over Dancing Queen Gun free karaoke If only Dame Shirley Bassey could see Bang bang, boom boom, first death of the night He sang Paradise by the Dashboard Light Now's a good time to close out my tab But how many Sparks does the songbook have Amateur hour in the karaoke bar New sign on the window "No More Firearms" They say it's political correctness gone mad They don't wanna hear the safety in the microphone stand Gun free karaoke Hold your fire over Dancing Queen Gun free karaoke If only Dame Shirley Bassey could see Bang bang, boom boom Bang bang, boom boom Bang bang, boom boom Yeah