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Ramen King
by I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It
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Yo, I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen at a faster rate
In the bigger quantities, it counts as rape
When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method, crack it open
Throw it in a pan and let it cook, bitch
Now, that's a real education, fuck books
If you want to make it in college
Acknowledge all the flavours that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy-ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher, ha
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talking about ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say "Hi" to my homeboy Top Ramen
Yo, I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen at a faster rate
In the bigger quantities, it counts as rape
When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method, crack it open
Throw it in a pan and let it cook, bitch
Now, that's a real education, fuck books
If you want to make it in college
Acknowledge all the flavours that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy-ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher, ha
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talking about ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say "Hi" to my homeboy Top Ramen
