Song parody of
Nothing
by Jobseekers
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Head up your arse
'Cause you think about nothing
Life is a farce
'Cause you do nothing
Town is a kip
It offers you nothing
Welfare is shit
They give you nothing
What would you do?
You'd spend it on nothing
Stuck in a rut like your life has ended
Can't go out so you're losing friends and
Longing for a pint like there's no tomorrow
Looking to the sharks for an equitable borrow
Sitting on your arse due to unemployment
Watching television for some brief enjoyment
But you can't afford cable so you just get T.V.'s dregs
And here come the loan-sharks now
To break your fucking legs
Pockets are empty
'Cause you have nothing
Welfare is checking
You have nothing
They're satisfied that
You have nothing
Welfare is shit
They give you nothing
What did you do?
You spent it on nothing
Stuck in a rut like your life has ended
Can't go out so you're losing friends and
Longing for a pint like there's no tomorrow
Looking to the sharks for an equitable borrow
Sitting on your arse due to unemployment
Watching television for some brief enjoyment
But you can't afford cable so you just get T.V.'s dregs
And here come the loan-sharks now
To break your fucking legs
Got no job
Nothing
Got no money
Nothing
Get no sex
Nothing
Got no life
Nothing
Got no job
You are nothing
Got no money
You are nothing
Get no sex
You are nothing
Got no life
You are nothing
Got no job
You are nothing
Got no money
You are nothing
Get no sex
You are nothing
Got no life
You are nothing
Got no job
You are nothing
Got no money
You are nothing
Get no sex
You are nothing
Got no life
You are nothing
Got no job
You are nothing
Got no money
You are nothing
Get no sex
You are nothing
Get a life
You are nothing
What would you do?
Nothing
What would you do?
Nothing
What would you do?
Nothing
What would you do?
Nothing
Head up your arse
'Cause you think about nothing
Life is a farce
'Cause you do nothing
Town is a kip
It offers you nothing
Welfare is shit
They give you nothing
What would you do?
You'd spend it on nothing
Stuck in a rut like your life has ended
Can't go out so you're losing friends and
Longing for a pint like there's no tomorrow
Looking to the sharks for an equitable borrow
Sitting on your arse due to unemployment
Watching television for some brief enjoyment
But you can't afford cable so you just get T.V.'s dregs
And here come the loan-sharks now
To break your fucking legs
Pockets are empty
'Cause you have nothing
Welfare is checking
You have nothing
They're satisfied that
You have nothing
Welfare is shit
They give you nothing
What did you do?
You spent it on nothing
Stuck in a rut like your life has ended
Can't go out so you're losing friends and
Longing for a pint like there's no tomorrow
Looking to the sharks for an equitable borrow
Sitting on your arse due to unemployment
Watching television for some brief enjoyment
But you can't afford cable so you just get T.V.'s dregs
And here come the loan-sharks now
To break your fucking legs
Got no job
Nothing
Got no money
Nothing
Get no sex
Nothing
Got no life
Nothing
Got no job
You are nothing
Got no money
You are nothing
Get no sex
You are nothing
Got no life
You are nothing
Got no job
You are nothing
Got no money
You are nothing
Get no sex
You are nothing
Got no life
You are nothing
Got no job
You are nothing
Got no money
You are nothing
Get no sex
You are nothing
Got no life
You are nothing
Got no job
You are nothing
Got no money
You are nothing
Get no sex
You are nothing
Get a life
You are nothing
What would you do?
Nothing
What would you do?
Nothing
What would you do?
Nothing
What would you do?
Nothing
