The Planet Song

We all come from a place The entire human race Depends upon our planet Racing through outer space And there are eight planets That orbit around the sun Come on, we'll introduce you And name them one by one Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars Jupiter, Saturn Uranus, Neptune Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars Jupiter, Saturn Uranus, Neptune I'm Mercury, the smallest planet, you see You humans could never live on me My atmosphere's too thin, and I orbit too fast My days are long About 60 earth days as a matter of fact I am Venus, my atmosphere's super hot I spin backwards in a way the earth does not I'm closest to the earth in distance and size I have no moons, I hope you can sympathize I'm earth, the planet that you're on, ya know I'm terrestrial, but covered in H20 I collide with things that I can't avoid But my atmosphere protects me from meteoroids I'm Mars and you can jump higher on me Because I have a third of earth's gravity I hear you plan to visit soon I'll be your first destination since the moon I'm Jupiter, with my 79 moon crew Like Io and S/2003... J 2 Yea, you could say I have a pretty large girth Here's a storm twice the size of yo momma, Earth Ohhh My name's Saturn, check out my pretty rings These rings are a few of my favorite things I'm a giant made of hydrogen and helium And please, stop hitting me with things My name's Uranus, and I'm an ice giant That's dope I was the first planet found with a telescope I rotate backwards, and on my side I smell like rotten eggs But that's just the hydrogen sulfide I'm Neptune, I'm the windiest planet around I've got supersonic winds That's faster than sound An ice giant with 13 moons And a dark vortex that may go away soon I'm Pluto, and I will not be forgotten Pluto, Pluto, Pluto, Pluto... beautiful, but, um... yea We've been over this, and... you're considered a Dwarf planet these days, sooo Gurl, I'm the biggest object in the Kuiper Belt Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars Jupiter, Saturn Uranus, Neptune Sing along, real strong, for the next tune Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars Jupiter, Saturn Uranus, Neptune And, I guess, not Pluto