Bedtime Bully

Very sleepy I slide into bed There to meet me Well it's my nemesis Laid out discreetly Softly she stirs Wide awake completely Beneath deeply sleeping her Face feeler She locks onto me Space stealer She talks in her sleep Pulling covers Pushed to the brink I discover as I shove her Sleeping beauty's freaking moody Why you getting pissy Rolling over here to hit me With an elbow to the side of my head (shot whatcha got) When you sleep diagonal Do you know the blanket's tangled? Are you comfy on my side of the... Bedtime Bully Stretched out fully Bedtime Bully Stop bullying me Bedtime bully The pillow top queen Stretched out fully Princess and the pea Bedtime bully No covers for me Mr. Sandman Come for me quick Nyquil and sleeping pills Ain't doing the trick Mr. Sandman Take me away Melatonin, can't condone The bully tactics, full theatrics Like some nocturnal ninja You come, I learned, and then ya Distract me, pillow jack me And slide to the dark side Posturepedic princess Accosted me, and then just Rolled over cold shoulder Good night, night Nancy, fancy panties Bedtime Bully Stop bullying me Bedtime bully The pillow top queen Stretched out fully Princess and the pea Bedtime bully No covers for me There's no baby on the front lawn No spirit rising up john The big knife killer is gone Me, I'm lying here beside you Wide awake confined to Let the sleep take you away I guess I'll stay awake, get up and take A shower, half an hour I'll slip back and hit the sack for an Encore once more Wrapped up in the bedspread Tossing slaps at my head Proclaiming I'm to blame You say I've been snoring, now it's morning Bedtime Bully Stop bullying me, hey, hey Bedtime bully The pillow top queen, your highness Stretched out fully Princess and the pea, stop bullying me Bedtime bully No covers for me