The Evening News [Album]

Gas prices raises the money keeps burning Dropout rate rising so what are they learning Sending the troops in the war so I turn it To today's evening news Welcome to the evening news I thank you all for tuning in Yes I'm your host and your journalist It's Chamillionaire so let the news begin Our helicopters out in the streets Look at the screen an let's zoom it in Cause Cash is live at the scene Hey Cash is how are you my friend Got no time for no interviews (Go got no time for no interviews) No time to trip don't be confused Cause this type of news depends on interviews Got no time for no interviews (Go got no time for no interviews) You know I keep my ear to the streets So it's up to me to bring you the truth I saw a movie were George Bush Had a bearded man on his squad So much power from oil money That poor folks can't sit by him No problem Osama Bin Laden been hiding So long that them pictures all starting To look like him on them milk cartons Don Imus made comments That made everybody forget about him That's him Anna Nicole got pregnant And had kids by him Rest in peace to Virgina Tech Too many innocent kids dying Well let's just blame hip hop And act like that's the big problem Now I would give you news about Katrina But you know I can't talk about Katrina Cause every time I talk about Katrina They look at me like it's a misdemeanor Anyways there's way more Important stuff that we can discuss George Bush is playing golf Everybody hush he's about to putt Gas prices raises the money keeps burning Dropout rate rising so what are they learning Sending the troops in the war so I turn it To today's evening news And the world keeps turning slow (Turning slow turning slow) As the world keeps turning slow (Turning slow turning slow) As the world keeps on turning slow (Turning slow turning slow) This is your evening news I know you take offense to certain words I've heard worse but I wouldn't blame ya They say he's a entertainer Don't worry about it never mind Kramer The Crocodile Hunter got stung And the lion turned on the lion tamer We keep sending troops to Iraq I figured that we must like danger Little kids don't learn in school They go to school to go spray a gun If you a parent then be a parent Get off the couch and go raise your son Kobe just broke another record Today's game he hit 81 Now they saying he's number 1 But yesterday they all hated him OJ was named innocent He got no sentence he's still alive It's very ironic that the lawyer That defended him had to die Well now my cue card says The price of gas isn't really high But I'm not going to read that Cause we all know that that's a lie Gas prices raises the money keeps burning Dropout rate rising so what are they learning Sending the troops in the war so I turn it To today's evening news We still haven't found Pac's killer Still haven't found Biggie's either 30 minutes into the case They got tired and took a breather Snoop Dogg just got arrested Everyday he gets a new subpoena Innocent when murder was the case So the prosecution got a middle finger Hip hop is sweeping the nation But the contents seem so degrading Most rappers got new albums That white kids are anticipating If you don't like it on the radio Or the television then switch the station Flavor Flav get a lot of ratings Bill O'Reilly somewhere is hating Kanye just said what The president ain't got time for that The White House is going to stay white Even tho' we know Obama's black 9/11 was a calculation And some would say it was a timed attack He gave a speech on CNN They bombed us now we're bombing back Where the heck is Osama at And I would love to talk about Katrina But every time I talk about Katrina They look at me like it's a misdemeanor Anyways there's way more Important stuff that we can discuss N Sync making the band And Milli Vanilli have broken up Gas prices raises the money keeps burning Dropout rate rising so what are they learning Sending the troops in the war so I turn it To today's evening news And the world keeps turning slow (Turning slow turning slow) As the world keeps turning slow (Turning slow turning slow) As the world keeps on turning slow (Turning slow turning slow) This is your evening news