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Last One Standing
by Zoe Clark
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I drink my coffee black
I eat my chocolate dark
and I throw up a little bit
when I see couples in the park.
Saying ""I love you babe,""
She’s hopping on his back.
No I don’t, I don’t, I don’t
love like that.
I’m drinking day old wine
I spend my nights alone
And all these guys are asking if my friends are single
and if so,
If I can hook them up
If I’ll be their wing man
No I don’t I don’t I don’t understand
Why bitter aint sweet
Why it’s better to be
Settle in and settle down
Cashing in and cashing out
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I’m the last one standing.
My shirts are oversized
I’m playing 90’s grunge
And I might tell a guy I like him but that’s only if I’m drunk
I might take shots real fast
but I take love real slow
No I don’t, I don’t know.
Why bitter aint sweet
Why it’s better to be
Settle in and settle down
Cashing in and cashing out
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I’m the last one standing.
If I say those three words
Damn sure I’mma mean it.
If I bring a guy home
It's for a damn good reason.
When I’m walking down the isle
no way I’ll repeat it
Tell me why tell me why
Tell me why
Why bitter aint sweet
Why it’s better to be
Settle in and settle down
Cashing in and cashing out
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I’m the last one standing.
Everyone is trading hickey's for the Hamptons
maybe I'm the last one standing.
I drink my coffee black
I eat my chocolate dark
and I throw up a little bit
when I see couples in the park.
Saying ""I love you babe,""
She’s hopping on his back.
No I don’t, I don’t, I don’t
love like that.
I’m drinking day old wine
I spend my nights alone
And all these guys are asking if my friends are single
and if so,
If I can hook them up
If I’ll be their wing man
No I don’t I don’t I don’t understand
Why bitter aint sweet
Why it’s better to be
Settle in and settle down
Cashing in and cashing out
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I’m the last one standing.
My shirts are oversized
I’m playing 90’s grunge
And I might tell a guy I like him but that’s only if I’m drunk
I might take shots real fast
but I take love real slow
No I don’t, I don’t know.
Why bitter aint sweet
Why it’s better to be
Settle in and settle down
Cashing in and cashing out
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I’m the last one standing.
If I say those three words
Damn sure I’mma mean it.
If I bring a guy home
It's for a damn good reason.
When I’m walking down the isle
no way I’ll repeat it
Tell me why tell me why
Tell me why
Why bitter aint sweet
Why it’s better to be
Settle in and settle down
Cashing in and cashing out
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I’m the last one standing.
Everyone is trading hickey's for the Hamptons
maybe I'm the last one standing.
