Wahoo Is My Waifu

I was born within sight of the dockyard to a hard-working family Baseball and brews were my pastimes 'til a VHS was handed to me A cartoon with robots and explosions stirred something deep in my soul I must go to this land to discover who I am. My oldest friend plays a very important role Seductive, reductive, Wahoo is my waifu Don't prejudge our love, Wahoo is my waifu From Cleveland to Japan, he's been there my whole laifu Otaku, I love you. Wahoo is my waifu I built a shrine to my Indian stylized on Deviant Art I skimped and saved for a ticket assuring him we'd never be apart Well the day arrived for my journey. Clutched pillow and boarded the plane Ohayo to Ohio. Maybe one day I'll see you again Lovely in 2-D, Wahoo is my waifu Savage, I'm ravaged, Wahoo is my waifu But nobel and loyal, he's been there my whole laifu Wahoo-kun, I'm yours soon, Wahoo is my waifu What have I done? I'm stranded on foreign soil Illiterate abandoned with no choice but toil Grinning and winning, Wahoo is my waifu The best, manifest, Wahoo is my waifu Redesigned, I don't mind, they've done it my whole laifu Mascot-chan, I'm your man, Wahoo is my waifu I was born within sight of the dockyard to a resentful gaijin Graphic design was my passion 'til I found a pillowcase in the bin Cartooning and spooning. Wahoo is my waifu His face is not racist. Wahoo is my waifu Inspiring, but retiring. Too pure for this laifu Anime: the best way. Wahoo is my waifu