Ever Have I Never

I'd never call myself a rockstar Cause my songs are all so sub-par And they never have much meaning to them And I'd never call myself a fighter But I'm also not much of a lover I guess I got lost trying to pick between them And I'd never call myself sad I'd rather joke about issues then try to face them But I guess in the end that is a bit sad And I'd never call myself delirious I just usually don't know what's going on It's as simple as that This isn't a song that you should sing to your children Cause if you do then you're probably raising them wrong Cause this is just a stupid song Ya it's just a stupid song I'd never call myself an addict I can stop whenever I want to I just don't want to But I guess that's what an addiction does I'd never call myself lazy So I'll tell people they're all crazy Instead of letting their words try to help me change me Because how dare they care about me And I'd never call myself a perfectionist Except when it comes to other people's problems Cause I always know just how to solve them So I always make sure to tell them And I'd never call myself a narcissist But if my mirror was my therapist He'd probably tell me to stop looking at him so much And also that I should do more sit-ups And also that talking to mirrors is pretty weird But this is just a stupid song This isn't a song that you should sing to your children Cause if you do then you're probably raising them wrong Cause this is just a stupid song Ya this is a stupid song I've never liked bridges I just have this habit of burning them down And I've never liked lifeboats They have a habit of coming long after I've drowned And I've never liked my attitude Though I've got no one to blame, but myself And I've never liked my feelings So I'll just put them on the shelf And I've never liked conviction It has this habit of trying to change me And I've never liked incognito browsers they tend to tempt out the sin that is within me I've never liked answering questions See I usually just answer wrong And I've never liked putting too much self-reflection Into the lines of stupid songs This isn't a song that you should sing to your children Cause if you do, then you're probably raising them wrong This isn't a song that you should sing to your children Cause this much honesty might show them you're not that strong But then again you shouldn't believe me Cause it's just a stupid song This is just a stupid song Just a stupid