Song parody of
Good American
by Matt Wixson
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Well I got my bumper sticker
From the 700 Club
Situated on the rear gate
Of my Ford Expedition
It says that marriage equals
One woman and one man
It's right next to the sticker
That says we should boycott France
And that's ok if you don't agree
You're gonna have to pay the price eternally
Because the enemies of the USA, you see
Will burn. In. Heck
But not me, I'm a good American
When I drive my SUV anywhere I can
Show off America's place inside my heart
When I stop in the Wal*Mart parking lot
Just a little crooked taking up two parking spots
The other shoppers know I am doing my part
I got an oval sticker
That says Bush/Cheney '04
And a tattered rag of an American flag
Flying from my driver's side door
I also got a ribbon magnet
It boldly says "Support Our Troops"
Because they can't come back yet from Iraq
Until they find those stinkin' nukes!
And that's ok if you don't agree
You're gonna have to pay the price eternally
Because the enemies of the USA, you see
Will burn. In. Heck
But not me, I'm a good American
When I drive my SUV anywhere I can
Show off America's place inside my heart
When I stop in the Wal*Mart parking lot
Just a little crooked taking up two parking spots
The other shoppers know I am doing my part
An Army of One Nation Under God Bless America The Beautiful
These Colors Don't Run
I'm a good American
When I drive my SUV anywhere I can
Show off America's place inside my heart
When I stop in the Wal*Mart parking lot
Just a little crooked taking up two parking spots
The other shoppers know I am doing my part
Well I got my bumper sticker
From the 700 Club
Situated on the rear gate
Of my Ford Expedition
It says that marriage equals
One woman and one man
It's right next to the sticker
That says we should boycott France
And that's ok if you don't agree
You're gonna have to pay the price eternally
Because the enemies of the USA, you see
Will burn. In. Heck
But not me, I'm a good American
When I drive my SUV anywhere I can
Show off America's place inside my heart
When I stop in the Wal*Mart parking lot
Just a little crooked taking up two parking spots
The other shoppers know I am doing my part
I got an oval sticker
That says Bush/Cheney '04
And a tattered rag of an American flag
Flying from my driver's side door
I also got a ribbon magnet
It boldly says "Support Our Troops"
Because they can't come back yet from Iraq
Until they find those stinkin' nukes!
And that's ok if you don't agree
You're gonna have to pay the price eternally
Because the enemies of the USA, you see
Will burn. In. Heck
But not me, I'm a good American
When I drive my SUV anywhere I can
Show off America's place inside my heart
When I stop in the Wal*Mart parking lot
Just a little crooked taking up two parking spots
The other shoppers know I am doing my part
An Army of One Nation Under God Bless America The Beautiful
These Colors Don't Run
I'm a good American
When I drive my SUV anywhere I can
Show off America's place inside my heart
When I stop in the Wal*Mart parking lot
Just a little crooked taking up two parking spots
The other shoppers know I am doing my part
