Song parody of
I Wish I Was An Infant Again
by Edgy Productions
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Verse 1 I wish I was an infant again,
Yes I wish I was an infant again.
Things were less complicated,
It seemed so simple then.
I’d play with sand and water
And rarely pick up a pen.
Oh, to re-live the good times,
I wish I was an infant again.
Verse 2 I want to go back to Key Stage One,
Yes I want to go back to Key Stage One.
The grown ups would tie my laces
Whenever they came undone.
At home time they’d pack my book bag
And help me put my coat on.
But now I’m left to struggle, oh
I want to go back to Key Stage One.
Verse 3 I wish I could be five years old,
Yes I wish I could be five years old.
’Cause the teachers don’t blow a gasket
When you don’t do as you’re told.
They chastise you so sweetly
And never scowl or scold,
But now I’ve come of age they fly into a rage
Like a banshee who’s possessed!
I’m really not impressed…..
I wish I could be five years old.
Verse 1 I wish I was an infant again,
Yes I wish I was an infant again.
Things were less complicated,
It seemed so simple then.
I’d play with sand and water
And rarely pick up a pen.
Oh, to re-live the good times,
I wish I was an infant again.
Verse 2 I want to go back to Key Stage One,
Yes I want to go back to Key Stage One.
The grown ups would tie my laces
Whenever they came undone.
At home time they’d pack my book bag
And help me put my coat on.
But now I’m left to struggle, oh
I want to go back to Key Stage One.
Verse 3 I wish I could be five years old,
Yes I wish I could be five years old.
’Cause the teachers don’t blow a gasket
When you don’t do as you’re told.
They chastise you so sweetly
And never scowl or scold,
But now I’ve come of age they fly into a rage
Like a banshee who’s possessed!
I’m really not impressed…..
I wish I could be five years old.
