Song parody of
The Bitch Who Stole Christmas
by Boosie Badazz
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The bitch, she was bad and sexy (Bad and sexy)
Light brown complexion
Even badder neck (Badder neck)
Her sex is a weapon (Woo)
Been a gangsta, dog, since a adolescent
Bait 'em in, wink at 'em, skate 'em in
Fuck him, then she fuck his friend
Find out where they hide the money
Then she call her brother and he call his friend (Woo)
Now they run in that bitch
Cut ya down, take everythang
Ho blame you when she say, "I do"
And any backup split everythang
Now she shinin' with plenty diamonds
She got it, she tryna ride
She slime all the time
This bitch tryna hit everybody
She the bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
The bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
You the bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
The bitch who stole Christmas, you the bitch who stole Christmas
Shoulda never trusted that ho (No)
Shoulda never made her your girl (No)
Shoulda never showed her your stage (No)
Shoulda never showed her your plug
Now sex is a weapon and she started early-early (Early-early)
She know how to work it, work it (Work it, work it)
She fucked you and put you to sleep (Snake)
And then she get dirty-dirty
Like, she go in your pockets, see what's in your pockets
She get it and fold it back
She always be askin' for shit, shoulda knew she wasn't shit
Always askin' for shit
But she bad as a motherfucker (Bad)
Face match her ass like a motherfucker (Bad)
In Gucci, she swaggin', she always be laughin'
Them dimples'll make you a sucka-sucka (Fast)
This lil' bitch here Halle Berry, huh
She even play games with the credit card
She ride down the street, look at every car
Hopin' she'll catch her a double-up
She catch him a boss, she can break you off
Suck on his dick 'cause she got the sauce
She got on his jewelry like she the boss
Then she sent her homeboys in his house
She the bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
The bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
You the bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
The bitch who stole Christmas, you the bitch who stole Christmas
Shoulda never trusted that ho
Never trusted that ho
Shoulda never trusted that ho
Never trusted that ho
Never, mayne
The bitch, she was bad and sexy (Bad and sexy)
Light brown complexion
Even badder neck (Badder neck)
Her sex is a weapon (Woo)
Been a gangsta, dog, since a adolescent
Bait 'em in, wink at 'em, skate 'em in
Fuck him, then she fuck his friend
Find out where they hide the money
Then she call her brother and he call his friend (Woo)
Now they run in that bitch
Cut ya down, take everythang
Ho blame you when she say, "I do"
And any backup split everythang
Now she shinin' with plenty diamonds
She got it, she tryna ride
She slime all the time
This bitch tryna hit everybody
She the bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
The bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
You the bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
The bitch who stole Christmas, you the bitch who stole Christmas
Shoulda never trusted that ho (No)
Shoulda never made her your girl (No)
Shoulda never showed her your stage (No)
Shoulda never showed her your plug
Now sex is a weapon and she started early-early (Early-early)
She know how to work it, work it (Work it, work it)
She fucked you and put you to sleep (Snake)
And then she get dirty-dirty
Like, she go in your pockets, see what's in your pockets
She get it and fold it back
She always be askin' for shit, shoulda knew she wasn't shit
Always askin' for shit
But she bad as a motherfucker (Bad)
Face match her ass like a motherfucker (Bad)
In Gucci, she swaggin', she always be laughin'
Them dimples'll make you a sucka-sucka (Fast)
This lil' bitch here Halle Berry, huh
She even play games with the credit card
She ride down the street, look at every car
Hopin' she'll catch her a double-up
She catch him a boss, she can break you off
Suck on his dick 'cause she got the sauce
She got on his jewelry like she the boss
Then she sent her homeboys in his house
She the bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
The bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
You the bitch who stole Christmas, the bitch who stole Christmas
The bitch who stole Christmas, you the bitch who stole Christmas
Shoulda never trusted that ho
Never trusted that ho
Shoulda never trusted that ho
Never trusted that ho
Never, mayne
