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How Can I Be so Thirsty
by Jerrod Niemann
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Last night I went to town
Hit every bar around
A hundred bottles of beer on the wall
Lord, I could drink 'em all
With Jose, Jack and Jim
My best drinking friends
We poured 'em up, I shot 'em down
Lord, I thought I was gonna drown
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Sippin' and a-tippin' and a-juggin' and a-luggin'
Huggin' every pretty girl in sight
Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
A little flaw in chemistry
A medical mystery
I feel washed up that I'm so dry
Can't even make a tear to cry
With this old aching head
Barely got out of bed
Now I'm hung over this kitchen sink
And I can't get enough to drink
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Sippin' and a-tippin' and a-juggin' and a-luggin'
Huggin' every pretty girl in sight
Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Last night I went to town
Hit every bar around
A hundred bottles of beer on the wall
Lord, I could drink 'em all
With Jose, Jack and Jim
My best drinking friends
We poured 'em up, I shot 'em down
Lord, I thought I was gonna drown
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Sippin' and a-tippin' and a-juggin' and a-luggin'
Huggin' every pretty girl in sight
Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
A little flaw in chemistry
A medical mystery
I feel washed up that I'm so dry
Can't even make a tear to cry
With this old aching head
Barely got out of bed
Now I'm hung over this kitchen sink
And I can't get enough to drink
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Sippin' and a-tippin' and a-juggin' and a-luggin'
Huggin' every pretty girl in sight
Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
