Soul Suckin Jerk (Reject) [#]

I'm standin' right here with a beer in my hand And my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand Big fat fingers pointin' into my face Tellin' me to get busy cleanin' up this place Fourteen days I've been sleepin in a barn Better get a paycheck tattooed on my arm Whistlin' dixie with the dixie cup filled With the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chill I got bent like a wet cigarette And she's comin' after me with a butterfly net Ridin' on a bloodhound ringin' a bell Black cat wrapped in the road map to hell Pencil on my leg and I'm tryin' not to beg Takin' turns bakin' worms with the bacon and eggs Now they got me in a bird cage flappin' my jaw Like a pretzel in the stars just waitin' to fall So give me what I got to get so I can go 'Cause I ain't washin dishes in the ditch no more 'Cause I ain't gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't sayin jack 'Cause I ain't gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't sayin jack You know it That's right Rockin the town like a moldy crouton Flyin' through the air with breeze I got a job makin money for the man Throwin' chicken in the bucket with the soda pop can Puke green uniform on my back I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair Runnin' through the mini-mall in my underwear I got lost downtown, couldn't find a ride home Sun went down, I got frozen to the bone 'til a hooker let me share her fake fur coat As I took a little nap the cops picked up us both I tried to explain I was only tryin' to get warm I knew I never ever should have burnt my uniform He said, "too bad better bite the bullet hard son." I didn't have no teeth so I stole his gun And I crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoon Dancin' on the roof, shootin' holes in the moon Aw yeah Uh-huh