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Number One
by R. Kelly
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A lot of these cats out here be fakin' 'em
When it come to makin' love
But you and me baby, this is real
And that's why it's number one
Sex that we're having here girl, oh
This is, this is number one
Sex that we're having here, girl, oh
(You better ask somebody)
Can't nobody do it like us
Can't nobody mix, chop, and screw it like us
All over the living room, hittin' it like us
In the middle of the night wake up the building like us
And it's okay if you wanna brag, the sex so good
Go and pat yourself on the back, and 'em haters
They gon' hate, but we just gon' keep blowing up
'Cause girl, they gon' hate anyway
You are now rocking with the best
I'll make you forget about the rest
Having sex with you is like making hits
Girl, we got egos, they can't tell us
That we ain't the shit and no
I'm in your mix like a number one record
And the beat goes on and on
And it don't stop you keep going, from the night on through the day
And I love it when you take me down and make me say
Number one
Sex that we're having here, girl, oh
This is, this is number one
Sex that we're having here girl, oh, Keri
You know you stay at the top spot
When you're breaking me down just like a chop shop, hey
Cutting like some blades on a caddy
That's how you're working me, daddy
Every time you put that on my womb
You are now rocking with the best
I'll make you forget about your ex
This one here's a race where you don't wanna come first
I know what I'm doing, ain't no need to rehearse, yeah
A lot of dudes just be going nowhere fast
But you be steady cruising like you want it to last
That's how you made me a chocoholic
And right now my body's callin'
I gotta know how, you got the know how
Baby, you the champ of all that goes down
If your dick was a gun, it was stone cold
With my R&B thug when I bang, bang
You know Kells and Keri hook up like that
You make it number one
Number one
Sex that we're having here girl, oh
This is, this is number one
Sex that we're having here, girl, oh
Hands down you the best, ain't no competition
You and me, in this bed, just what I was wishin'
Them other girls was cool, but it's somethin' they was missin'
And I don't call them back ever since we hit it in the kitchen
That night at my home, trench coat, nothin' on
Your sex got me gone, went straight to my dome
And I love it, girl, I love it, ooh, I love it, girl, I love it
Girl, there's somethin' about you that thrills me
That's why after we lay, you get to know the real me, yeah
And it don't stop, you keep going from the night on through the day
And I love it when you take me down and make me say
Number one
Sex that we're having here, girl, oh
This is this is number one
Sex that we're having here, girl, oh
Girl, I vow that I would do anything to pleasure you
All I wanna do is make this last
I'll kiss you up, I'll kiss you down, be real quiet, or making sounds
Take it slow, or take it fast
And woo and wee and you and me havin' fun
And when it's over in the morning, I'll say gracias, baby
Before you go I'll scream, "Damelo!"
Number one
This is, this is number one
A lot of these cats out here be fakin' 'em
When it come to makin' love
But you and me baby, this is real
And that's why it's number one
Sex that we're having here girl, oh
This is, this is number one
Sex that we're having here, girl, oh
(You better ask somebody)
Can't nobody do it like us
Can't nobody mix, chop, and screw it like us
All over the living room, hittin' it like us
In the middle of the night wake up the building like us
And it's okay if you wanna brag, the sex so good
Go and pat yourself on the back, and 'em haters
They gon' hate, but we just gon' keep blowing up
'Cause girl, they gon' hate anyway
You are now rocking with the best
I'll make you forget about the rest
Having sex with you is like making hits
Girl, we got egos, they can't tell us
That we ain't the shit and no
I'm in your mix like a number one record
And the beat goes on and on
And it don't stop you keep going, from the night on through the day
And I love it when you take me down and make me say
Number one
Sex that we're having here, girl, oh
This is, this is number one
Sex that we're having here girl, oh, Keri
You know you stay at the top spot
When you're breaking me down just like a chop shop, hey
Cutting like some blades on a caddy
That's how you're working me, daddy
Every time you put that on my womb
You are now rocking with the best
I'll make you forget about your ex
This one here's a race where you don't wanna come first
I know what I'm doing, ain't no need to rehearse, yeah
A lot of dudes just be going nowhere fast
But you be steady cruising like you want it to last
That's how you made me a chocoholic
And right now my body's callin'
I gotta know how, you got the know how
Baby, you the champ of all that goes down
If your dick was a gun, it was stone cold
With my R&B thug when I bang, bang
You know Kells and Keri hook up like that
You make it number one
Number one
Sex that we're having here girl, oh
This is, this is number one
Sex that we're having here, girl, oh
Hands down you the best, ain't no competition
You and me, in this bed, just what I was wishin'
Them other girls was cool, but it's somethin' they was missin'
And I don't call them back ever since we hit it in the kitchen
That night at my home, trench coat, nothin' on
Your sex got me gone, went straight to my dome
And I love it, girl, I love it, ooh, I love it, girl, I love it
Girl, there's somethin' about you that thrills me
That's why after we lay, you get to know the real me, yeah
And it don't stop, you keep going from the night on through the day
And I love it when you take me down and make me say
Number one
Sex that we're having here, girl, oh
This is this is number one
Sex that we're having here, girl, oh
Girl, I vow that I would do anything to pleasure you
All I wanna do is make this last
I'll kiss you up, I'll kiss you down, be real quiet, or making sounds
Take it slow, or take it fast
And woo and wee and you and me havin' fun
And when it's over in the morning, I'll say gracias, baby
Before you go I'll scream, "Damelo!"
Number one
This is, this is number one
