Song parody of
Dear John
by Eugene Kelly
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Dear John some day there's going to come a river
Wash all this poor shit away
Rock on with the power of the Ganges
Destroy a Starbucks today
When progress is brewing along with corporate coffee stewing
Then hang on to your hat
Fiction swapped for franchise paperback for surprise
At the choice beyond the mat
We need someone to save us
Mother Nature help us now
Dear John some day there's going to come a river
Wash all this poor shit away
Rock on with the power of the Ganges
Destroy a Starbucks today
Philistines and caffeine freaks
Buy your fix on any street
So why do you make it mine
We shall invoke a mighty rage to wash away
This west end place
Now let the water rise
We need someone to save us
Mother Nature help us now
Dear John some day there's going to come a river
Wash all this poor shit away
Rock on with the power of the Ganges
Destroy a Starbucks today
Undress yourself, immerse yourself
Come in yeah the water's fine
Undress yourself, immerse yourself
Come in yeah the water's fine
Dear John some day there's going to come a river
Wash all this poor shit away
Rock on with the power of the Ganges
Destroy a Starbucks today
Dear John some day there's going to come a river
Wash all this poor shit away
Rock on with the power of the Ganges
Destroy a Starbucks today
When progress is brewing along with corporate coffee stewing
Then hang on to your hat
Fiction swapped for franchise paperback for surprise
At the choice beyond the mat
We need someone to save us
Mother Nature help us now
Dear John some day there's going to come a river
Wash all this poor shit away
Rock on with the power of the Ganges
Destroy a Starbucks today
Philistines and caffeine freaks
Buy your fix on any street
So why do you make it mine
We shall invoke a mighty rage to wash away
This west end place
Now let the water rise
We need someone to save us
Mother Nature help us now
Dear John some day there's going to come a river
Wash all this poor shit away
Rock on with the power of the Ganges
Destroy a Starbucks today
Undress yourself, immerse yourself
Come in yeah the water's fine
Undress yourself, immerse yourself
Come in yeah the water's fine
Dear John some day there's going to come a river
Wash all this poor shit away
Rock on with the power of the Ganges
Destroy a Starbucks today
