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Lifetime Guarantee
by Margaret Berger
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One size fits all it's a timeless design
I made us all, so it's me to define
Who's set, and who's meant to be left behind
My monster, I guess I dropped her
If you are planning the great escape
If you are trapped on a planet of apes
Just face the fact that it's hopeless to fake
I'll get you, before I've met you
I can get you so high
Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
I can get you so high
Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
I'm here to stay as a matter of fact
I'm here gonna take all my criminals back
Jump in, we'll see how civilians act
No fuzz, though
I'll never let you go
If you are missing the big surprise
If you are lost in the dark of the night
If you could never do anything right
Not meant to? Oh, have I told you?
I can get you so high. Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
I can get you so high. Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
You can be a star on a planet in the milky way
Get as far as the guy upstairs who's had his day
Buy his speech, but make sure you've got nothing to say
Solution: Make no conclusion
I can get you so high. Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
I can get you so high. Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
One size fits all it's a timeless design
I made us all, so it's me to define
Who's set, and who's meant to be left behind
My monster, I guess I dropped her
If you are planning the great escape
If you are trapped on a planet of apes
Just face the fact that it's hopeless to fake
I'll get you, before I've met you
I can get you so high
Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
I can get you so high
Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
I'm here to stay as a matter of fact
I'm here gonna take all my criminals back
Jump in, we'll see how civilians act
No fuzz, though
I'll never let you go
If you are missing the big surprise
If you are lost in the dark of the night
If you could never do anything right
Not meant to? Oh, have I told you?
I can get you so high. Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
I can get you so high. Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
You can be a star on a planet in the milky way
Get as far as the guy upstairs who's had his day
Buy his speech, but make sure you've got nothing to say
Solution: Make no conclusion
I can get you so high. Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
I can get you so high. Can get you so high
Got a lifetime guarantee, baby
