Song parody of
Henry Cartwright's Produce Stand
by Trent Tomlinson
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Verse 1:
He's got an I love Jesus fish stuck on his bumper,
With a rebel flag rippin' like a razor in the wind,
A sign sellin' watermelons and cucumbers,
And common advice you might need now and then,
Bridge:
Ya, He parks there off the pavement just slightly in a ditch,
He's got a two-tone tattered lawn chair
where he smokes his pipe and sits,
And when the sun goes down the price goes down, and everybody knows,
There ain't one second that'll tick past seven that he ain't headed home
Chorus:
But you can come back early in the morning,
Get what you need fresh from the garden,
A little less ripe if that's how you like it,
If you ain't tried it you better not knock it,
If you didn't go to church the Sunday before,
You can hear all about it and a little bit more,
About what it takes to make a man a man,
Down at Henry Cartwright's back home, home grown,
prayer and produce stand
Verse 2:
His daddy passed down the ground to raise it,
The know how and the plow he used to make it,
And when you sink your teeth in it's a sin to taste it,
And if you had to stand in line it's worth the wait!
Bridge:
Ya, He parks there off the pavement just slightly in a ditch,
He's got a two-tone tattered lawn chair
where he smokes his pipe and sits,
And when the sun goes down the price goes down, and everybody knows,
There ain't one second that'll tick past seven that he ain't headed home
Chorus:
But you can come back early in the morning,
Get what you need fresh from the garden,
A little less ripe if that's how you like it,
If you ain't tried it you better not knock it,
If you didn't go to church the Sunday before,
You can hear all about it and a little bit more,
About what it takes to make a man a man,
Down at Henry Cartwright's back home, home grown,
prayer and produce stand
Oh, you can come back early in the morning,
Get what you need fresh from the garden,
A little less ripe if that's how you like it,
If you ain't tried it you better not knock it,
If you didn't go to church the Sunday before,
You can hear all about it and a little bit more,
About what it takes to make a man a man,
Down at Henry Cartwright's back home, home grown,
prayer and produce stand
Tag:
We got potatoes, vine ripe tomatoes,
big yellow squash, and oh my gosh,
If you need revival, he'll read the Bible,
And mend your life to mind the Lord
Verse 1 (repeat first two lines):
He's got an I love Jesus fish stuck on his bumper,
With a rebel flag rippin' like a razor in the wind
Verse 1:
He's got an I love Jesus fish stuck on his bumper,
With a rebel flag rippin' like a razor in the wind,
A sign sellin' watermelons and cucumbers,
And common advice you might need now and then,
Bridge:
Ya, He parks there off the pavement just slightly in a ditch,
He's got a two-tone tattered lawn chair
where he smokes his pipe and sits,
And when the sun goes down the price goes down, and everybody knows,
There ain't one second that'll tick past seven that he ain't headed home
Chorus:
But you can come back early in the morning,
Get what you need fresh from the garden,
A little less ripe if that's how you like it,
If you ain't tried it you better not knock it,
If you didn't go to church the Sunday before,
You can hear all about it and a little bit more,
About what it takes to make a man a man,
Down at Henry Cartwright's back home, home grown,
prayer and produce stand
Verse 2:
His daddy passed down the ground to raise it,
The know how and the plow he used to make it,
And when you sink your teeth in it's a sin to taste it,
And if you had to stand in line it's worth the wait!
Bridge:
Ya, He parks there off the pavement just slightly in a ditch,
He's got a two-tone tattered lawn chair
where he smokes his pipe and sits,
And when the sun goes down the price goes down, and everybody knows,
There ain't one second that'll tick past seven that he ain't headed home
Chorus:
But you can come back early in the morning,
Get what you need fresh from the garden,
A little less ripe if that's how you like it,
If you ain't tried it you better not knock it,
If you didn't go to church the Sunday before,
You can hear all about it and a little bit more,
About what it takes to make a man a man,
Down at Henry Cartwright's back home, home grown,
prayer and produce stand
Oh, you can come back early in the morning,
Get what you need fresh from the garden,
A little less ripe if that's how you like it,
If you ain't tried it you better not knock it,
If you didn't go to church the Sunday before,
You can hear all about it and a little bit more,
About what it takes to make a man a man,
Down at Henry Cartwright's back home, home grown,
prayer and produce stand
Tag:
We got potatoes, vine ripe tomatoes,
big yellow squash, and oh my gosh,
If you need revival, he'll read the Bible,
And mend your life to mind the Lord
Verse 1 (repeat first two lines):
He's got an I love Jesus fish stuck on his bumper,
With a rebel flag rippin' like a razor in the wind
