Song parody of
Not For All the Rice in China
by Fred Astaire
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Not for all the rice in China,
Not for all the grapes in France,
Would I exchange the pleasure
That I get from every measure
When we dance
Not for all the kilts in Scotland,
Not for all the bulls in Spain,
Would I give up arriving
At your house although you're
Driving me insane.
Not for all the onions in Bermuda
Or the cheeses that are made by the Swiss
Would I exchange that first kiss
That you gave me.
Not for all the beans in Boston,
Not for all the knobs on doors,
Would I agree to part with
All the joy you filled my heart with
When you said, "I'm yours".
Not for all the rice in China,
Not for all the grapes in France,
Would I exchange the pleasure
That I get from every measure
When we dance
Not for all the kilts in Scotland,
Not for all the bulls in Spain,
Would I give up arriving
At your house although you're
Driving me insane.
Not for all the onions in Bermuda
Or the cheeses that are made by the Swiss
Would I exchange that first kiss
That you gave me.
Not for all the beans in Boston,
Not for all the knobs on doors,
Would I agree to part with
All the joy you filled my heart with
When you said, "I'm yours".
