Song parody of
Life's A Ditch
by Byron Hill
Here's where you get creative! Use our cool song parody creator to make a totally new musical idea and lyrics for the Life's A Ditch song by Byron Hill.
Simply click on any word to get rhyming words suggestion to use instead of the original ones. You may also remove or alter entire lines if needed — when you're done save your work and share it with our community — have fun!
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED|I JUST NOW REALIZED|DON'T EVER TRY TO DODGE A DEER|ON HIGHWAY 45|SO HERE I AM WITH TWO WHEELS STUCK|AXEL-DEEP IN MUD|THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT COME TO MIND|WHEN YOU GET MAD ENOUGH||CHORUS: YEAH LIFE'S A DITCH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD|THE SUN BEATING DOWN TEN MILES FROM HOME|CARS PASSING BY, PAYING ME NO MIND|I COULD THROW A FIT, GET A LITTLE TICKED|OR JUST ADMIT'..LIFE'S A DITCH||SO I FINALLY FOUND MY CELLPHONE|ON THE FLOORBOARD OF MY CAR|MUST BE A ONE DRY COUNTY|COULD EVEN GET ONE BAR|SO I'M STANDING ON MY BUMPER|THEN A CALL GOES THROUGH AT LAST|A TRUCK BLOWS MY FEET FLY UP|AND I'M FACE DOWN WITH A SPLASH||REPEAT CHORUS 1||NOW I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CELLPHONE|IN THE WATER AND THE WEEDS|WHEN A KID WADES UP BEHIND ME|PANTS ROLLED UP TO HIS KNEES|HE'S STROLLING LIKE IT'S HEAVEN|HE LAUGHS AND DIPS HIS NET|THEN HE SAYS HOWDY MISTER|CAUGHT ANY CRAWDADS YET||ONE LOOK AT HIS GRIN, AND THE TRUTH SUNK IN||END CHORUS: YEAH LIFE'S A DITCH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD|THE SUN BEATING DOWN TEN MILES FROM HOME|CARS PASSING BY, PAYING ME NO MIND|I COULD THROW A FIT, GET A LITTLE TICKED|OR JUST KICK BACK AND GO WITH IT|I GUESS YOU GET, WHAT YOU GET|SO IT'S ALL HOW YOU LOOK AT IT|LIFE'S A DITCH, A BIG OL' DITCH'..GET IT?| LIFE'S A DITCH, A BIG OL' DITCH|
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED|I JUST NOW REALIZED|DON'T EVER TRY TO DODGE A DEER|ON HIGHWAY 45|SO HERE I AM WITH TWO WHEELS STUCK|AXEL-DEEP IN MUD|THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT COME TO MIND|WHEN YOU GET MAD ENOUGH||CHORUS: YEAH LIFE'S A DITCH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD|THE SUN BEATING DOWN TEN MILES FROM HOME|CARS PASSING BY, PAYING ME NO MIND|I COULD THROW A FIT, GET A LITTLE TICKED|OR JUST ADMIT'..LIFE'S A DITCH||SO I FINALLY FOUND MY CELLPHONE|ON THE FLOORBOARD OF MY CAR|MUST BE A ONE DRY COUNTY|COULD EVEN GET ONE BAR|SO I'M STANDING ON MY BUMPER|THEN A CALL GOES THROUGH AT LAST|A TRUCK BLOWS MY FEET FLY UP|AND I'M FACE DOWN WITH A SPLASH||REPEAT CHORUS 1||NOW I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CELLPHONE|IN THE WATER AND THE WEEDS|WHEN A KID WADES UP BEHIND ME|PANTS ROLLED UP TO HIS KNEES|HE'S STROLLING LIKE IT'S HEAVEN|HE LAUGHS AND DIPS HIS NET|THEN HE SAYS HOWDY MISTER|CAUGHT ANY CRAWDADS YET||ONE LOOK AT HIS GRIN, AND THE TRUTH SUNK IN||END CHORUS: YEAH LIFE'S A DITCH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD|THE SUN BEATING DOWN TEN MILES FROM HOME|CARS PASSING BY, PAYING ME NO MIND|I COULD THROW A FIT, GET A LITTLE TICKED|OR JUST KICK BACK AND GO WITH IT|I GUESS YOU GET, WHAT YOU GET|SO IT'S ALL HOW YOU LOOK AT IT|LIFE'S A DITCH, A BIG OL' DITCH'..GET IT?| LIFE'S A DITCH, A BIG OL' DITCH|
