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Blueprint 2

by Jay-Z

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Jay Z this, Jay Z that, Jay Z this, Jay Z that Jay Z that, Jay Z this, get off Jay Z's dick What y'all niggas get front page articles Y'all mention Jay Z name This thing on? Jay Z, Jay Z, in Jay Z news I understand what y'all tryin' to do I brought the flutes this time, though Unleash the flutes on them, Guru Gimme some more music in the headphone Let's get the proceedings proceedin' this evenin' Let's do this thing Let's do it right this time, c'mon H.O.V.A I got my mojo back, baby, oh, behave Naw, naw, don't be afraid Y'all an' your articles, hard to spit at Jay y'all from a far threw thoughts my way What you thought, I would not have nothin' to say? Nope Y'all fell into the booby trap I set the trap just to see dude react, an' now An' now you'se can't leave You opened the door, God, I'm at you annually An' I'm sorry Miss Rosie Perez I call a spade a spade, it just is what it is But you can't give cred to anythin' dude says Same dude to give you ice an' you owe him some head Shorty, it's time to wake up the dead You sound a little naive in them articles that I read H.O.V.A. The blueprint 2, baby, on the way H.O.V.A. I got my mojo back, baby, oh, behave H.O.V.A. The blueprint 2, baby, on the way H.O.V.A. I got my mojo back, baby, oh, behave Can't y'all see that he's fake? The rap version of TD Jakes Prophesizin' on your CDs an' tapes Won't break you a crumb of the little bit that he makes An' this is with whom you want to place your faith? I put dollars on mine, ask Columbine When the Twin Towers dropped, I was the first in line Donatin' proceeds off every ticket sold When I was out on the road, that's how you judge Hov, no? Ain't I supposed to be absorbed myself? Every time there's a tragedy, I'm the first one to help They call me this misogynist, but they don't call me the dude To take his dollars to give gifts at the projects These dudes is all politics, depositin' checks They put in they pocket, all you get in return is a lotta lip An' y'all buy the shit, caught up in the hype Cause the nigga wear a coofie, it don't mean that he bright Cause you don't understand him, it don't mean that he nice It just means you don't understand all the bullshit that he write Is it 'Oochie Wally Wally' or is it 'One Mic'? Is it 'Black Girl Lost' or shorty owe you for ice? I've been real all my life, they confuse it with conceit Since I will not lose, they try to help him cheat But I will not lose, for even in defeat There's a valuable lesson learned, so it evens it up for me When the grass is cut, the snakes will show I gotta thank the little homie Nas for that though Savin' me the hassle of speakin' to half of these assholes An' I'm a let karma catch up to Jaz O, whoa See I'm back before you had a chance to miss me My mama can't save you this time, niggas is history Who you know flow vicious as me? Yet so religiously, that's why they call me Hov I get the spoils 'cause the victor is me You're an actor, you're not who you're depicted to be The street dreamin', all y'all niggas livin' through me I gave you life when niggas was forgettin' you emcee I'm a legend, you should take a picture with me You should be happy to be in my presence, I should charge you a fee I'm Big Dog, Glenn Rob, listen, God, you a flea An' the little homey Jungle is a garden to me What's the problem be? You not as hard as me Nigga hard as we, nigga, ROC, nigga That's why they follow me They feel my pain an' my agony, nigga I won't rest till you on one knee You want war then it's war's gonna be, nigga Until you on one knee You want war then it's war's gonna be, nigga H.O.V.A. The blueprint 2, baby, on the way H.O.V.A. I got my mojo back, baby, oh, behave H.O.V.A. The blueprint 2, baby, on the way H.O.V.A. I got my mojo back, baby, oh, behave

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