Girls Lie Too

So she can't go out tonight again Her sister's sick, she's gotta babysit Yeah that sounds like a pretty good excuse Now you didn't hear any of this from me But things aren't always what they seem Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you Girls lie too We don't' care how much money you make What you drive or what you weigh Size don't matter anyway Girls lie too Don't think you're the only ones Who bend it, break it, stretch it some We learned from you Girls lie too We can't wait to hear how many fish you caught Love to see dead deer heads on the wall And we really don't mind if you dip or chew Other guys never cross our mind We don't wonder what it might be like How could it be any better than it is with you Girls lie too We don't' care how much money you make What you drive or what you weigh Size don't matter anyway Girls lie too Don't think you're the only ones Who bend it, break it, stretch it some We learned from you Girls lie too Yeah girls lie too We always forgive and forget The cards and flowers you never sent Will never be brought up again Girls lie too Old grey sweat pants turn us on We like your friends and we love your mom And that's the truth Girls lie too Yeah, that's the truth Girls lie too No, we don't care how much hair you have Yeah, that looks good, comb it over like that