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Crisis Site 13
by Terry Allen
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I'm 13 years old
I hate your guts
an I got a zip gun
I got a reefer
I've been screwing since I was 9
an I can make you or break you
with charm
I steal bubble gum
I steal cigarettes
and I can kill you
and never go to jail
just be circumcised
analized
sodomized
by some adult judge
that will save me
cause I'm young
I'm 13
and I'm cute
and it's your fault
society's fault
school's fault
church's fault
government's fault
folk's fault
an fucking naked girls fault too
It's the end of the family
It's the end of the world
I'm 13 and I'm in love
and I hope you die
I'm 13 and I'm in love
and I hope you die
I'm 13 years old
I hate your guts
an I got a zip gun
I got a reefer
I've been screwing since I was 9
an I can make you or break you
with charm
I steal bubble gum
I steal cigarettes
and I can kill you
and never go to jail
just be circumcised
analized
sodomized
by some adult judge
that will save me
cause I'm young
I'm 13
and I'm cute
and it's your fault
society's fault
school's fault
church's fault
government's fault
folk's fault
an fucking naked girls fault too
It's the end of the family
It's the end of the world
I'm 13 and I'm in love
and I hope you die
I'm 13 and I'm in love
and I hope you die