When You're Hot, You're Hot

Son Well now me and Homer and Big John Talley Had a big crap game goin' back in the alley And I kept rollin' them sevens and winnin' all them pots My luck was good I could do no wrong I just kept on rollin' and controllin' them bones Finally they just threw up their hands and said When you're hot you're hot I said yeah When you're hot you're hot and when you're not you're not Put all the money in and let's roll 'em again when you're hot you're hot (La la la la la when you're hot you're hot) Well now every time I rolled 'em dice I'd win And I would just get ready to roll 'em again When I heard something behind me I turned around and there was a big ole cop He said hello boy and he gave us a grin Said looks like I'm gonna have to haul you all in And keep all that money for evidence I said well son when you're hot you're hot When you're hot you're hot and when you're not you're not You can 'splain it all down at city hall when you're hot you're hot (La la la la la when you're hot you're hot) Well when he took us into court I couldn't believe my eyes The judge was a fishin' buddy that I recognized I said hey judge old buddy old pal I'll pay you That hundred I owe you if you get me out of this spot So he gave my friend a little fine to pay he turned around and grinned at me and said Ninety days sweet thang when you're hot you're hot I said thanks a lot When you're hot you're hot and when you're not you're not You let my friend go free and throw the book at me He said well when you're hot you're hot I said well I tell you one thing judge old buddy old pal If you wasn't wearin' that black robe I'd pick you up by courthouse And I'd try a little bit of your honor on "You understand that, you hillbilly? Who gonna collect my welfare? Pay for my Cadillac? Whadda you mean 'Contempt of Court'? Judge, oh, judge, judgie poo"