Wig

What's that on your head? A wig What's that on your head? A wig I say, what's that on your head? A wig What's that on your head? A wig Wig, wig, wig, wig, wig, wig, wig, wig Sally's gotta wig Ricky's gotta wig Baby's gotta wig Kate's gotta wig Fred's gotta cheap toupee Keith's gotta big bouffant on We all got wigs, so... Let's go! On the neon, neon side of town On the neon, neon side of town Julia's gotta wig Phyllis has a wig Cindy's gotta wig J.T.'s gotta wig Carol's fall fell Bubba's gotta big bouffant on We all got wigs, so... Let's go! On the neon, neon side of town On the neon, neon side of town On the neon, neon side of town On the neon, neon side of town Hey I bought my wig at the Diana shop with a purse to match! My hairpiece is so hot it sets off fire alarms! Did something crawl in your wig and die? Sometimes I part my wig in the middle, and sometimes I tease it a little! Hey did your wig get caught in a lawnmower or something? That one looks like she's got a skunk sittin' on top of her head! Craig bought his wig at a thrift store, you know why? Why? 'Cause he didn't want toupee! On the neon, neon side of town On the neon, neon side of town What's that on your head? A wig What's that on your head? A wig I say, what's that on your head? A wig What's that on your head? A wig Wig, wig, wig, wig, wig, wig, wig, wig Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Wigs on... Fire! Wigs on... Fire! Wigs on... Fire! Wigs on... Fire! It's 25-25 and we've got the most wigs alive! Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Take it... Higher! Take it... Higher! Take it... Higher! Take it... Higher! It's 25-25 and we've got the hottest do's alive! I like to call my wig "Primadonna" You should hear what it calls you! I look like cotton candy. They got so many flies on her wig, she needs a bug zapper! I want to go and get a moose on your head! A moose!