The Shabba-Doo Conspiracy

[Featuring cool Keith] [Kool Keith] Yes! As we interrupt For sisters out there ovulating Brothers out there... doing private things Let's get busy! [Chino XL] I be the receiver, of strange mind patterns No type of compassion, endless my though process hits like a dark cavern, I was bred of toxic parents embryonic stages underdeveloped fetal pages that I burnt like phasers Releasing human excrements on you like Tawana Brawley Thinking to myself like Pee Wee Herman caught jerking off I wish nobody saw me, wishing I could hide vibe cool Keith we spark this We step on stage MC's disappear like the rain forest So when I rocks again get oxygen get cameras on No telling diverse curse selling I'm reversed like Hammer son Mental capacity, hindered like I'm Forrest Gump Bu-dump, for your trunk Get you hooked like crack hooked Humpty Hump I catch the *real* with more sick humor than Benny *Hill* I slap you up and make you *feel* what DeVon *feel* You cry like Dice Clay, like Kunta Kinte I gets loose You blowin up's a fucking dream like the gang truce [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo [Chino] They be perpetratin live, like they wild on the avenue [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo [Chino] But they signed they lives away, now they don't know what to do [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo [Chino] I catch em perpetratin streets over beats when they through [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo *echoes* [Kool Keith] Super flexin, yo Chino XL, let's inhale Funky sex man naked, foresmith is bound to shoot the gift Riff riff raff, rappers make me giggle giggle laugh From the East coast to Texas, I kick a rhyme like Pele Strolling knee deep, you take a peep, while my beeper beep Catchin wreck one two one two achoo achoo achoo Sneezing and pleasing, on your ear, verbal easing Chocolate flows then drips down through your nose Between your legs, I bend your head with beer kegs True, I'm blue, the smith can't stick to doo-doo Yo Chino we needle we brown with the King Crown Rockin underground bound, and pullin girls panties down Yo check it, yo step with, you puppet muppet nitwit Energizing like forty volts, I'm shocking to your anal With my goggles paisano, Spiderman against the Rhino Leaping on your building, downtown Los Angeles Skandalous man, shooting sperm in your perm Leaving ways to dry, my urine dropping in your eye Burning afro puffs, with that greasy sticky stuff I get rough, and plant my seed into your rectum Masterbating at warp speed, I pull up in your spectrum [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo [Chino] While they be perpetratin live like they wild on the avenue [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo [Chino] Mad cause they signed they lives away now they don't know what to do [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo [Chino] I peep em perpetratin streets over beats 'cause they through [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo *echoes* [Chino XL] Heh heh, let's see who I be now The I-N-O behind the see and the H With the X add the L I can spell cause I ain't Dan Quayle [Kool Keith] Pediatrician my mission Uncle Fester with the skills Making Lurch reactivate Morticia's only child was style [Chino XL] Sleeping on me like a narcolypetic as I grow But you'll be here today and gone tomorrow like The Afros Like a child alone with Luther, your ass in danger MC's collect my styles like small kids do Power Rangers [Kool Keith] You holding back on the feeble, small weasel No handicap love, elephants on the fence Ever since dinosaurs, people stood on Crenshaw And palace fade shopping lades, you never saw before Bouncing down with more bounce, with music by the ounce With my finger between the mean California labia Dark girl maybe-ia, I think her name is Evia Avon computer flex, killin mice and insects [Chino XL] I'm, sliding into this beat like hot thermometers into your anal channel I toss that ass up like a gang sign but not wearing flannel I'm prefacing like George Jefferson, WHEEZY! Chino XL my brother be -Wiz and cool Keith now try to take it easy [Kool Keith] My range is high rise, do people know I'm circumcised Cut back with the skin, come now, come in come again I make light dark, you pimple faced birds Wipe your mouth with Clorox, I clean with Spic and Span Leave a magical tissue, and yellow vomit in your hand [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo [Chino] Uh-huh, perpetrating live like they wild on the avenus [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo [Chino] And now they signed they lives away and they don't know what to do [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo [Chino] I caught em perpetrating streets over beats 'cause they through [Keith] Gangstas flop, they go pop like Shabba-Doo [both] Ask your label, I bet they let you do it too [Kool Keith] Yes Always wash your hands with the Lubriderm after leaving the public toilets Remember that... we must keep the earth clean Lavratories Remember all the camoflouge Tampax