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Not a Criminal

by Kelis

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[Intro:] Uhh Looks Like Another Win For Me Its The Ultimate Victory Chamillitary man [Hook:] Everybody Get Low Its A Stickup Everybody Get Low (Everybody Get Low) Everybody Get Low Its A Stickup Everybody Get Low (Everybody Get Low) Everybody Get Low Its A Stickup Everybody Get Low (Everybody Get Low) Everybody Get Low Its A Stickup Everybody Get Low (Chamillitary Mayne) [Chorus:] Everywhere That I Go (Everywhere I Go) They Look At Me Like A Criminal But I'm A Ceo, I'm A Ceo (Im A Self Employeed Ceo) I'm Not A Criminal [Verse 1:] Let Them Stay Local While I'm About To Hit Japan The G4 Get Me Out When I Get In A Jam You Gotta Go Internatonal To Get With Cham Women On Your Phone I Bet You Switchin Minute Plan Let These Other Rappers Beef While They Arguein We'll Be Runnin In With The Bags To Get The All The Grams Take It Out Yo Hands, Take It Out Yo Hands Money Talks, Only Language That I Understand I Heard That Puff N Jay Was Worth Over 300 Mill That Mean This Year I Gotta Put It In 300 Gear You On A Treadmill Homie You Just Runnin Still Yes This The Rap That All The Other Rappers Love To Feel I Got The Plaque But Now I'm Back For The Reload But We Know While Imma Still Stick To The Street Code Tell Me What The Industry Is Lookin At Me For Cause He Sold Platinum They didn't Think It Would Be Gold Now They Try To Tell Me That There Will Never Be Mo' But These Flows Are Sure To Be A ***** To Yo Ego Ya I'm From The South They Try To Tell Me That We Slow But Its Ironic How Your Tryna Keep Up With Me Tho [Chorus] Everywhere That I Go (Everywhere I Go) They Look At Me Like A Criminal But I'm A Ceo, I'm A Ceo (Im A Self Employeed Ceo) I'm A Ceo, I'm A Ceo (Im A Self Employeed Ceo) I Already Got Dough, I Already Got Dough(But I Think Its Time For Me To Get Mo') I'm A Ceo, I'm A Ceo (Im A Self Employeed Ceo) I'm Not A Criminal [Verse 2:] Call Up Universal Tell Them Open Up The Vault N Tell Them I Just Had Another Million Dollar Thought Albums Do Not Sell They Tell Me We ain't In A Drought How Bought I Run In These Labels For The **** Now Break Em Off Imma Boss Yeah Yeah My Money Is Unlimited Sorta Like My Motorola Minutes Is Idiots, Koopa Bout To Tell You What The Business Is Rap With This Rapper Major Label Only Gettin Rich Whatcha Mean The Label didn't Promote I Put A Million On A Million Do It Till I Go Broke Might Have To Run For President So Give Me Yo Vote Cause Bin Laden Wouldn't Be The Only One In The Scope Get A Rope N Duck Tape there's Bout To Be A Crime Simplify Yo Songs I ain't Simplifyin Mine The Industry Done Got In The Streets that's Why Rappers Diein' Don't Get It Confused Imma Still Show You How To Grind They Tell Me If I Write A Lullaby For The Females That These Sales Are Sure To Skyrocket In Retail Hope You Got A Backup Plan If Yo Cd Fails Ill Drown Em Like Seashells Till They Hit These Shells [Chorus] Everywhere That I Go (Everywhere I Go) They Look At Me Like A Criminal But I'm A Ceo, I'm A Ceo (Im A Self Employeed Ceo) I Already Got Dough, I Already Got Dough(But I Think Its Time For Me To Get Mo') I'm A Ceo, I'm A Ceo (Im A Self Employeed Ceo) I'm Not A Criminal [Hook] Oh, Everybody Get Low It's A Stickup Everybody Get Low (Everybody Get Low) Everybody Get Low Its A Stickup Everybody Get Low (Everybody Get Low) [Verse 3:] Ultimate Victory I'm Back For The Reload But We Know Imma Still Stick To The Street Code Seein Sumtin Pretty In The Middle Of The Road Bouncin On Rims Like A Brick At A Free Throw I Told Em Tomorrow Imma Be On B.E.T Look At All The Free Clothin That They Came N Gave To Me I Told Em Tomorrow Imma Be On M.T.V Look At All The Jewelry My Jeweler Gave To Me Fo Free I'm Winnin So Keep The Hatin To A Minimal Ya'll Need To All Give Applause To The General I'm Hearin How Ya'll Talk In Yo Interviews Ya'll Really All Just Be Talkin Like A Interlude Poppin At The Mouth While I'm Poppin Tags 50 Thousand In My Pocket Pants Gotta Sag Magazine Critics Always Talkin Like They Bad But In The Streets Tryna Hide Behind A Pen N Pad But Its Ok I Know Why You Gettin Mad 'cause you know I Gotta Lot Of Whatever Yu Neva Had Got A Betta Pad Got A Betta Slab We Gon Keep It Movin Try Ya Best To Get A Cab Remember You Was Jammin Master P Now That Houstons Super How You Try N Ask For Me They Be Askin For A Verse don't Even Ask The Fee Tellin Me How Many Bars To Spit Like that's For Free(Ehhh) Try Again Sorry Betta Luck Next Time Unless Imma Sleep The Only Time Is Now Lets Grind Y'all Need To Stop Like The Words On The Red Sign Unless I'm Pointin Sumtin Tellin Ya Get Down [Hook] Oh, Everybody Get Low It's A Stickup Everybody Get Low Everybody Get Low It's A Stickup Everybody Get Low Not A Criminal

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