Song parody of
The Ascent of Man
by R.E.M.
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So hesitation pulled me back
I'm stronger when I don't attract
In your eyes I'm a lamb without a rack
And I am getting confused.
I'm a cactus trying to be a canoe.
As you pan for ore
In the Desert, floored,
I say to you.
That I could never imagine a place so beautiful
I could never steal your gold away.
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ...
I try to walk like a big wham bam
I came across like a battering ram
I try to float like a telegram sam
I'm trying to divine you.
My book is called "the Ascent Of Man".
I marked your chapter with a catamaran.
The accent'S off,
But I am what I am.
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ...
[I try to walk like a big wham bam
I came across like a battering ram
I try to float like a telegram sam
I'm trying to divine you.
I looked for you, it's my last grandstand.
A motorscootered goat legged pan
Figure eighting in quicksand...
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ...
[I try to walk like a big wham bam
I came across like a battering ram
I try to float like a telegram sam
I'm trying to divine you.
[I try to walk like a big wham bam
I came across like a battering ram
I try to float like a telegram sam
I'm trying to divine you.
So hesitation pulled me back
I'm so in love I don't attract.
And with my hands tied I Won't crack
So hesitation pulled me back
I'm stronger when I don't attract
In your eyes I'm a lamb without a rack
And I am getting confused.
I'm a cactus trying to be a canoe.
As you pan for ore
In the Desert, floored,
I say to you.
That I could never imagine a place so beautiful
I could never steal your gold away.
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ...
I try to walk like a big wham bam
I came across like a battering ram
I try to float like a telegram sam
I'm trying to divine you.
My book is called "the Ascent Of Man".
I marked your chapter with a catamaran.
The accent'S off,
But I am what I am.
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ...
[I try to walk like a big wham bam
I came across like a battering ram
I try to float like a telegram sam
I'm trying to divine you.
I looked for you, it's my last grandstand.
A motorscootered goat legged pan
Figure eighting in quicksand...
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ...
[I try to walk like a big wham bam
I came across like a battering ram
I try to float like a telegram sam
I'm trying to divine you.
[I try to walk like a big wham bam
I came across like a battering ram
I try to float like a telegram sam
I'm trying to divine you.
So hesitation pulled me back
I'm so in love I don't attract.
And with my hands tied I Won't crack
