If You Got the Money

If you've got the money I think it would be funny oh oh oh To take your girl, Spend a bit of your cash for me! I've been watching you 'Cause then she might be happy No longer lonely oh oh oh And I could take her out the next day For pretty much free! An' all the boys they go Da-dee-doo-da-da-dee-da-doo-dah Dom-dom-de-de-dom-dom Dom-da-dee-doo-da-da-dom Da-dee-doo-da-dee-da-doo-dah Dom-dom-de-de-dom-dom Dom-da-dee-doo-da-da-dom I spend late nights trying to pick up love Off the floor, Where the other brothers leave it be Though it's stuck down hard It's like chewing gum While a girl on the floor singing R.I.P. 'Cause the song birds Don't do singing on pavements No sweet melody the sound of spit Spat, or bit, spoke of lost hopes So do what you're told man choke on it We be near heaven at a quarter to eleven By three we are thinking of the love we lost By four we be high, Thinking of the girl lost second Check the odds, Was it worth the cost? Do you give a toss? Or are you, looking away? Wondering why you can't eat? Why you never sleep? Drunk all the time? Cold in the heat? What you sow man is what you reap If you've got the money I think it would be funny oh oh oh To take your girl And spend a bit of your cash for me! I've been watching you 'Cause then she might be happy No longer lonely oh oh oh An' I could take her out the next day For pretty much free! I've been watching you You were always meant to walk out that job You keep stopping Should tell your girl more often That loving is all about doors unlocking Now you're certain ?nuff near a man free With a buddy holly hiccup on a karaoke Tweedle on the needle, Man you adjust the thread Great granddaddy fought in Gallipoli The only of his friends not shot down dead Lovers all talk in the spits and tongues Fight in the playground Bully each other Double dare kids that pollute their lungs Threaten with the rep of their big boy brother Some of us stay, want to run away Momma still wants you home for supper Work all day, little to no pay Dance up-town right down to the gutter With the dee-dom dom-dee Da-da-dee-dom-dom-dee Move outta' the way man, dom-dee Da-da-dee-dom-dom-dee I've been watching you Ah, she wants money, money, Money, money, money Yeah, she wants money, money, Money, money, money Wah, she wants money, money, Money, money, money Yeah, she wants money, money, Money, money, money If you've got the money I think it would be funny oh oh oh To take your girl And spend a bit of your cash for me! I've been watching you 'Cause then she might be happy No longer lonely oh oh oh An' I could take her out the next day For pretty much free-e-e-e! Said, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-money oh Said, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-money oh I've been watching you Said, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma-money oh Yeah, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-money oh I've been watching you If you've got the money I think it should be funny oh oh oh To take your girl And spend a bit of your cash for me! 'Cause then she might be happy No longer lonely oh oh oh And I could take her out the next day For pretty much free!