22 Two's

Yo whassup everybody this is Maria Davis, Mad Wednesday's We here tonight to have a good time ("Yo! Start the show! Start the show!") Wait a minute; I see my man over there Jay-Z Jay-Z, Dame Dash let me hear that lil' tape of yours, and it's fat Why don't you come up here and kick a lil' freestyle Put that champagne down, and kick a lil' freestyle for me tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) Y'all motherfuckers musta hear that Tribe Called Quest, let's do it again Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) Well I'm gone, check this out Too much West coast dick-lickin, and too many niggaz on a mission Doin your best Jay-Z rendition Too many rough motherfuckers, I got my suspicions That you're just a fish in a pool of sharks nigga, listen Too many bitches wanna be ladies, so if you a hoe I'ma call you a hoe, too many bitches are shady Too many ladies give these niggaz too many chances Too many brothers wannabe lovers don't know what romance is Too many bitches stuck up from too many sexual advances No question; Jay-Z got too many answers I been around this block, too many times Rocked, too many rhymes, cocked, too many nines, too To all my brothers it ain't too late to come together Cause too much black and too much love, equal forever I don't follow any guidelines cause too many niggaz ride mine So I change styles every two rhymes, hah, what the fuck That's twenty two too's for y'all motherfuckers out there, yaknahmean? Shall I continue? Check it out, what? Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) Well I'm gone, yo, yo, yo Copped to reach my quota, push rock, roll up smooth like on ya Whole groove like hold-up, swoll up Too many faggot niggaz, clockin' my spendin' Exercisin' you're, gay like minds like Richard Simmons If you could catch Jay right, on the late night Without the eight right, maybe you could test my weight, right I dip, speak quicker than you ever seen Administer pain, next the minister's screamin' your name At your wake as I peak in, look in your casket Feelin' sarcastic, "Look at him, still sleepin'" You never ready, forever petty minds stay petty Mines thinkin' longevity until I'm seventy Livin' heavenly, fuck, felony after felony, what? Nigga ya broke, what the fuck you gon' tell me? ("Oh!") Jay-Z, Jay-Z, now you know this is a fat track (aight) Now this is comin' on your new album, on Roc-A-Fella records in ninety-six (no doubt no doubt) well, it is definitely the bomb But you know I do wanna say somethin' to you, I know You've been havin' a lot of problems with the law But I know you innocent, and I'm behind you 100% Mad Wednesday's, Ruby King, DJ Ace, Dang Dash Roc-A-Fella Records, we all behind you, you can come back anytime (Hah, thanks a lot) Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute Ace, turn that music down I smell some reefer, now you see? That's why, our people don't have anything Because we don't know how to go in places and act properly ("Hey shut the fuck up!") Wait a minute wait a minute who told me shut the eff up? Who told me to shut the eff up? Get him out of here I'm not gonna continue this show, until you throw him out Get him out right now, then I'ma continue my speech Thank you, he's out of here now, now like I was sayin' We gotta build our own business, we gotta get our own Record companies goin like Roc-A-Fella Records