Airhead

I buy her all the right clothes And pretty jewels to wear My friends say she's a dumb blonde But they don't know she dyes her hair She thinks the fighting in Central America's easily solved But what to wear to Bel-Air premieres Is a problem she could never resolve... She's an airhead Stungun and mace - Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" She's an airhead Thousands in trust - cusp Aquarius - get serious She's an airhead Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black She's an airhead And while I'm impressed with the length of those legs She's not an intellectual giant.... She'd like to model or maybe act Or start a magazine Before she signs any contracts I think she better learn to read But in her dreams she's the queen of the fashion regime... You ask me do I love you... Does the pope live in the woods? Quod erat demonstrandum, baby. ( ooo you speak French) (CHORUS) Sweet and low and oh-so Little Ms. Dora Jarre Safe sex and fishnets And could you walk me to my car She's losing faith in a world that is out of control So she's gonna nix politics, She's taking up volleyball! volleyball! why? She's an airhead Stungun and mace - Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" she's an airhead Thousands in trust - cusp Aquarius - get serious She's an airhead And now the time's come for the end of my song, Don't get me wrong If she's an airhead it has to be said It was men made her that way It was us made her that way It was us made her that way!