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Selling Television Satellites
by Gentry Bronson
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Do you remember that spring of surrender
When we played Frisbee on the railroad bridge
And Pfeiffer beer tasted just like lemonade
And you looked like you'd never be tamed
We were all love with Susan Sache
And she undressed you on your birthday
I lost my wallet that night in a granite quarry
Howling at the moon
Are you selling television satellites now Jeffrey?
Are your kids already in Junior High School?
And when you jump from Saint Benedict's church on Saturday
Do you still believe that you can fly?
Remember when Christopher sent himself away
So we drank a bottle of rum just to see him off
Followed everywhere by the sweating heat
And the stifling boots of those pigs the cops
Are you selling television satellites now Jeffrey?
Are your kids already in Junior High School?
And when you jump from Saint Benedict's church on Saturday
Do you still believe that you can fly?
And then they busted us behind the bakery
We were rooster drunk, stone cold and wired
They kicked you so hard in the balls
And they lit my home on fire
Do you remember that summer breeze
And the smell of girls thick on our chests
Susan Sache said I looked just like a rock star
But you said I looked more like a clown
Do you still remember the way the river ran?
It was deep and it was blessed and it was long
Are you selling television satellites now Jeffrey?
Are your kids already in Junior High School?
And when you jump from Saint Benedict's church on Saturday
Do you still believe that you can fly?
Do you still believe that you can fly?
I hope you still believe that you can fly
Do you remember that spring of surrender
When we played Frisbee on the railroad bridge
And Pfeiffer beer tasted just like lemonade
And you looked like you'd never be tamed
We were all love with Susan Sache
And she undressed you on your birthday
I lost my wallet that night in a granite quarry
Howling at the moon
Are you selling television satellites now Jeffrey?
Are your kids already in Junior High School?
And when you jump from Saint Benedict's church on Saturday
Do you still believe that you can fly?
Remember when Christopher sent himself away
So we drank a bottle of rum just to see him off
Followed everywhere by the sweating heat
And the stifling boots of those pigs the cops
Are you selling television satellites now Jeffrey?
Are your kids already in Junior High School?
And when you jump from Saint Benedict's church on Saturday
Do you still believe that you can fly?
And then they busted us behind the bakery
We were rooster drunk, stone cold and wired
They kicked you so hard in the balls
And they lit my home on fire
Do you remember that summer breeze
And the smell of girls thick on our chests
Susan Sache said I looked just like a rock star
But you said I looked more like a clown
Do you still remember the way the river ran?
It was deep and it was blessed and it was long
Are you selling television satellites now Jeffrey?
Are your kids already in Junior High School?
And when you jump from Saint Benedict's church on Saturday
Do you still believe that you can fly?
Do you still believe that you can fly?
I hope you still believe that you can fly
