Take It Ez

I'm (easy!) Easy, easy like sunday morning I can kick a stupid nervous joint when I'm yawning Ah, common's comin' with that old "oh excuse me" Elizabeth, this is a big one, I mean a doozie Doogie, howser, cause see, I'm like bowser Kickin it with the sha-na-na-na, the t-shirt And the trousers, how's the family ties? I'm left with the gift, open it up, surprise! Big mac, filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, french fries Icy coke, milkshake, sundaes and apple pies And a cup? Nah, that's enough of that I'm like an indian giver, yo, give me that back! Comin again hip-pop-pop-pop bring it back selector We be the thoroughbred, so use your head, play the trifecta Common infector, smug mc, heads up! Ya better duck cause muthafuck', it's me Now what's your name common Come in again common How would you do it common Now how was she common, check it out! Common is coming soon to a theater near you To the uac crew, enough respect due Do I do, when I do, where I do I do, do, do, yo I do it on the ease I be kicking it with the doubly-dope rhymer I'm trippin-and-dippin-and-slippin with the rhyme like slimer! (Who ya gonna call? ) Ghostbuster I'm petey wheatstraw, and I'm just a Hustler, I tried to scheme for a sec But the record got wreck, tried to write a bad check So I checked myself, before self got buck Wild, tried to live how I had to fluctuate To a state, and matriculate, yo I had to elevate You can tell it's great, cause I'm state Off 87, the south side of chicago Five-oh-one come follow me yo, everywhere that I go And I know I ain't did nothing The district think I be just a lil trick kid fronting Uac got my back if there's any contact In the back is a track from immenslope soul cat And it's phat, sorta like oprah before she lost weight I put my rhymes in good hands, hey like all state And I'm all in a state of ease, utopia I'm the spiderman, givin bug mc's arachnaphobia Holy-molia, it's totally awesome The survey says, I gets more skins than richard dawson But I won't catch mono or no type of disease Cause when I flex, for sex, I do it on the ease On the ease, (check it out!) On the ease (how?) On the ease, (now here we go! ) On the ease (yeah!) On the ease, (check it out!) On the ease (Take it ez!) (Yeah in fact, it's feeling so good, let's take it all the way back to the '50s! Sing it!) A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-lop-bam-boo I'm a dr. Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper Two-steppin' through, yodel-le-hee-hoo! Oui oui ma cherie, et comment allez vous? (Contraire mon frere) ok, truth or dare: Is it true that I'm dope? Yippedy yes y'all, here we go a loopedy loop de loo A hubbeda hula hoop, a hubbeda alley oop to coop I gots the magic, but I'm not a laker I'm shaking-and-baking and taking, cause I'm the back-board Break her arm and feather, whipping the wonder when she activates Hold up! My drawers are in my crack, pass the tape Time to activate, and ejaculate This is the period where I menstruate (what) I meant to say demonstrate I'm in a state, where I've had too much eight, ball In the corner pocket, count em, buck it A chicken, a finger-lickin with a finger-bone C'mon I'm on a roll, stippedy stutter-roll Owah-owah-owah-owah ayatoll Of khomein, my domain is infinite Ya got trouble, well you need to get some dick And to the hip-hop shop, the future shock When we started kickin on the one two, and ya don't stop But the buck stops here buckaroo Ya got your instructions, now you know what to do Take it ez!