W*O*L*D

Hello Honey, it's me What did you think when you heard me back on the radio? What did the kids say when they knew it was their long lost daddy-o? Remember how we listened to the radio And I said "That's the place to be" And how I got the job as an FM Jock the day you married me? It was two kids and I was was into AM rock But I just had to run around It's been ages since I left you babe Let me tell you 'bout what's gone down [Chorus] I am the morning DJ at W*O*L*D Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be The bright good-morning voice who's heard but never seen Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen The drinking I did on my last big gig, it made my voice go low They said that they liked the young sound when they let me go So I drifted on down to Tulsa, Oklahoma to do me a late night talk show Now I worked my way down home again, here to Boise, Idaho That's how this business goes [Chorus] I been making extra money doing high school sock hops I'm a big time guest MC You should hear me talking to the little children And listen what they say to me Got a spot on the top of my head, just begging for a new toupee And a tire around my gut from sitting on my butt But it's never gonna go away Sometimes I get this crazy dream That I just take off in my car But you can travel on ten thousand miles and still stay where you are I've been thinking that I should stop disk jockeying And start that record store Maybe I could settle down if you'd take me back once more OK Honey, I see I guess he's better than me Sure, Girl, I understand You don't have to worry; I'm such a happy man W*O*L*D, W*O*L*D, W*O*L*D, W*O*L*D, W*O*L*D* I am the morning DJ at K*A*H*J Playing all the hits for you, playing 'em night and day The bright good morning voice who's heard but never seen Feeling all of forty-five, going on fifteen I am the morning DJ at W*O*L*D, W*O*L*D, W*O*L*D, W*O*L*D