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The Notorious B.I.G.

Christopher George Latore Wallace (May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997), best known as The Notorious B.I.G., was an American rapper / Hip-Hop artist. He was also known as Biggie Smalls (after a character in the 1975 film Let's Do It Again) and Frank White (after the main character of the 1990 film King of New York). more »

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2017

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I was coming from work one day and my crazy son run up to me and says "hi, mom, I got married"
I said "who in tarnation did you marry?"
He said "oh, she's a nice girl. Oh, mom, you're gonna like her! She's the daughter you never had."
I'm not gonna tell you what I said to him because to me personally every beautiful woman that he saw, 
He was gonna marry them. 
I said "you know what? I'm not ready for this yet so I think you better keep her away from me."
Now almost every night before I [?] "may I speak to christopher"
Such a calm, calm voice
I answered "I'm sorry, christopher's not here. May I ask who's calling?"
"This is faith."
"Faith?" I said "gosh, this must be the wife." 
So I said "faith? Do you know to whom you're speaking?"
She said, "miss wallace?"
I said, "yes," and I said "may I ask you another question? 
How would you feel you got married and your husband keeps calling your house 
And you don't identify yourself or acknowledge me as a mother, you as a wife. 
How do you think your mother would feel?"
And she goes, "i know how you feel, but christopher told me stay away from you."
Hahahahahaha
I said, "to be honest with you, I did, I did tell him that"

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