Mr. Goldstone, I Love You

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Ethel Merman (January 16, 1908 – February 15, 1984) was an American actress and singer. Known primarily for her powerful voice and roles in musical theatre, she has been called "the undisputed First Lady of the musical comedy stage." Among the many standards introduced by Merman in Broadway musicals are "I Got Rhythm", "Everything's Coming Up Roses", "Some People", "Rose's Turn", "I Get a Kick Out of You", "It's De-Lovely", "Friendship", "You're the Top", "Anything Goes", and "There's No Business Like Show Business", which later became her theme song. more »


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1959
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Rose, this is Mr. Goldstone. 
Momma Rose 
Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone. 
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair. 
Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone. 
Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share! 

Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork. 
Put your feet up. Feel at home. 
Have a smoke, have a Coke. 
Would you like to hear a joke? 
I'll have June recite a poem! 

Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone. 
Tell me any little thing that I can do. 
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone. 
Have a kumquat, have two! 
Everybody give a cheer. 
Santa Claus is sitting here. 
Mr. Goldstone I love you! 

Have a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll. 
Tell me any little thing that I can do. 
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce. 
Have a cookie, have a few! 
What's the matter, Mr. G? 
Have another pot of tea. 
Mr. Goldstone I love you! 

There are good stones and bad stones and curbstones and gladstones and touchstones and such stones as them. 

There are big stones and small stones and grind stones and gall stones, 

But Goldstone is a gem! 

There are milestones, there are mill stones. 
There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue. 
But we don't want any old stone, only Goldstone will do! 
Moon stones, sun stones. 
We all scream for one stone. 
Mr. Goldstone we love you! 
Goldstone!

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Written by: JULE STYNE, STEPHEN SONDHEIM

Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

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