Night of the Axe
Showed up at your high school prom With an axe in my mothafuckin' palm And I jumped out the front, straight swinging Necks and backs went flinging, Head to toe I went psychopathic Choping throats with a hatchet 'Cause they try to get me So I took a head with me Ran down the hall butt-naked If you got a life I'ma take it 'Cause I got it going on And I broke to the female john Motherfuckers think I'm sick You ever seen a bitch take a shit? F*ck dat, let her dookey-ass be 'Cause female shittin' is news to me Climbed up the fire escape How many lives can one motherfucker take? One life, two life, three life, four Throw me a Mack-10 I'm bound to take more Fifty lives coming on eighty F*ck this, I'm fidna whoop this lady Tied the bitch up to the light post Slapped her in her face 'cause I'm psycho Beat her down and beat her up Fucking slut So bitches make me wonder Kicked her gut and left my number "Call me, fucking nympho." Then I threw her through a window Broke and I climbed up a tree, guy Came back down, I don't know why Straight up insanity Damn, if it ain't a family Hope they come home soon 'Cause I'm waiting in the bedroom Sparky! We're home Sparky! Watch your foot, honey." "Honey? Where's Sparky?" "Mom! Dad! Lisa's in the bathroom! And I've gotta go really bad!" "Don't worry little Joey, I'll get the bitch out!" "Ahh!" "Mom! Dad!" "Like it? Have another." I diced all cinco Then I threw em' in the Pinto Now I'm on Vernor bumpin' the funk With 5 dead bodies in the trunk And I'm doin' about ninety To the blue and reds behind me You can pull me over, jack Just don't look in the back "Hey, what's your fuckin' hurry son?" Just don't look in the trunk "We got a wild one here, he's naked." Just don't look in the trunk "He's got blood on his hands and face." Just don't look in the trunk "Be advised, the car is registered to a Wilson family." Just don't look in the trunk "Oh, the trunk you say, huh? Okay, waddya say we just have a look-see here? Oh shit!" I'm gone and I ditched the ride And left the dead Wilsons inside Jetting and I'm hopping fences Fidna do like my man in Culeen, Texas 'Cause I'm psycholistic You look once and you missed it Look twice and it caught your eye Me, beating the shit out of some guy With a bag of bricks Impressing them dirty-ass sewer chicks A klepto you can't trust Should've known when I jacked the bus Fourteen passengers riding it One naked psycho driving it And we goin' crippin' And there'll be no slipping 'Cause I'm thinking the worst Shit like woman and children die first Make you shiver When I drove that bitch in the river Everybody dies Only me survives Innocent fucks is what I want So I'm heading for the restaurant "Aww shit vato, I'm fuckin' full, man." "Fuckin' burritos man!" "That burrito fucked me up man....Aw shit, duck man, f*ck!" "See'mon mothafucka!" There's always gotta be a hero But I can't be stopped with silver bullets Or a wooden stake It's your life I quickly take Don't talk shit, I take 'em Take your life, take your life Coppers and choppers pursue The boys in blue The whole caroo I do what they never think So I'm heading for the 18th precenct 'Cause when they finally call it quits I'll be there to cut their necks And that's what I did I hate a fucking pig I get a job at the donut shop Just to poison a cop Kleptopathic And I'll f*ck you up in a straight jacket 'Cause they finally got me Broke my legs and shot me But I'm still laughing 'Cause of what happened On the night of the axe On the night of the axe 'Cause of what happened on the night of the axe On the night of the axe What happened What happened Just psycho On the night of the axe Just psycho Just psycho Just psycho On the night of the axe
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