No Laughing Matter

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The Alchemist

Alan Daniel Maman (born October 25, 1977), better known as The Alchemist, is an American hip hop producer, DJ and rapper, who hails from Beverly Hills, California. After rising to prominence in the late 1990s as a close associate of Dilated Peoples and Mobb Deep, he went on to produce for many of hip hop's leading artists in the 2000s, and has been hailed as one of the genre's leading producers. He is currently working as a DJ with Eminem and is also signed to his label Shady Records. His earlier nickname was "Mudfoot", in the times of The Whooliganz. more »

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Niggas know who control the streets
Drug zone, Hell Block, yeah
ConCreature shit
Boldy Blockworks
Let's get it

If I ain't got it, then Double'll tote it, we got the same vices
Same prices that them hustlers quoted (Yeah)
Can microwave, up on the stove, and over the sink
Dropped out of Coolie, but in this street shit, I got double promoted
Any drug, I done sold it, when I shoot a gun, I unload it
Spent most of my twenties livin' on the run, it was bogus
Son of a brodie, so you know murder one was the motive (Ma dukes)
Kept it too real, never hid shit from my son if you've noticed
Was under a microscope, starin' at life through my rifle scope
Catch him up top, come with a plush and a bonus (Bah)
Cop a plea, what's a opp to me but another opponent? (What's an opp?)
I'll paint your face red, that same hair that you brush, I'ma comb it (Fuckin' bozo)
You never dumped a ooh-wop, empty out a drum and reload it (Brr)
Until the barrel start meltin' and the muzzle explodin'
Plug was the motive, he helped the undercovers decode it
Young and devoted, he still'll cut off the tongue of a rodent
Let's get it (Uh-uh-uh)

This ain't no laughin' matter
We went up top and dropped that shit off, should've had his ladder
The mad hatter
Straighten his nappy-ass hair out, give him a permin' kit
This ain't no laughin' matter, we role with dirty clips
'Cause when it's up, we shakin' shit up like it's turbulence
Bro just blew trial and lost his case, shit ain't no laughin' matter
I'll wipe that smile off of your face, this ain't no laughin' matter

"It's funny, you're a funny guy"
"What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?"
"It's just, you know, you're just funny, it's funny
The way you tell the story and everything"
"Funny how? What's funny about it?"

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