Patrick Star vs Chum Chum

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Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHUM CHUM!... Wait, what?
VS...
PATRICK STAR?
What the f

The heroes of the world always win in the end
So let me dial it up with some goggles and underpants

They really chose this chump over Adventure Time? That's it
"Who's firmly grasping the mic?" This is Patrick.

Here we go! Take off the gloves when I'm startin' cause
I've got the heart of my hero, Freezy bars like manarctica
A goofy goob's the type of dude that Boog would've threw out
Looking like a blob of gum, you should be used to getting chewed out!
You've been going for twenty years and still stuck in the kiddy pools
They give you minimal minerals in your cinema rolls
Mmm Cinnamon Rolls. I'll have that after this inbred
Tell everyone it's a strike when I knock you down, pinhead!

I knew I should've stayed in bed and slept instead
Your series has been dead, so who are you callin pinhead?
Those freezies don't phase me, you can take your straw back and suck it
Bruh, your verses stink, did they come from the Chum-Chum Bucket?
My mind is an enigma, so I'm about to ask one
How can you have a brain freeze when you lack one?
Yeah Nick gave you a slot, but don't applaud yourself
You took my best friend's design - and pushed it somewhere else
Dispatching from my sand castle, it's the arsenal, boy
You got jokes written by older farts than Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
And who in barnacle's name thought you'd sell a damn toy?
There's no way in kelp you ever had a Fanboy

I think you're jellyfish, just cause your belly's big
A bigger jerk than Squidward is, like Sam Star removed her wig!
You're scraping the Bikini Bottom, looking for something hotter
I'll drop the atomic bombs, that flushed you back underwater

My annoyance brings enjoyment, your annoyance is evil
I'm spitting epic raps better than my end-of-movie seagulls
So face it Chum-Chum, you dumb dumb, you're done yo
Your chances were Mini, so I'll take the W: Wumbo!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC
Leedle leedle leedle lee!
SHUT UP!
RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

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