Roy Chubby Brown

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  Brian Hills

  Not 100% accurate
  
  I have some friends who live next door to me
  they have a girl whose names Persephone
  Now everybody knows this girls a sport
  So they cut her name and call her Piss for short
  
  One day Piss she's a proper Miss
  Met young Richard McNaught
  She was overwrought
  Cos he got Rick for short
  
  She replied ill be your bride if I can wear your ring
  So they ran away from school together
  And she was heard to sing
  Soon we'll have a family cos I love Rick and he loves me
  
  To run away so not a crime it happens all the time
  A friend of mine he ran away. He couldn't even drop a line
  
  Now Piss's dad was known as Archibald
  He was a teacher at their school it was called St Paul's
  Even at t he school where he taught , all the kids called him balls for short
  
  Now when he heard about this I suppose he had to quit
  He said ill go for Richard , I,'ll catch that worthless tit
  
  But trying to find the he really couldn't tell
  Cos dick was keeping hold of piss and balls was mad as hell
  
  (I think there's one more line but can't for the hell think if it) more »

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