(Nobody Does It Like) The Ukelele Man
Ivor Biggun
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Guess what it is I'm holding Down here in my hand It's given pleasure to millions Both up and down the land It's my little ukulele My treasure and my joy I've plonked and plucked it daily Ever since I was a boy I practice and I practice That right hand rhythm routine And now I've got an action like A massage parlour queen But nobody does it like the Ukulele Man No-one can hit that spot If he can't make you smile Then no-one can He's the original From way back yonder When it all began Nobody does it like the Ukulele Man I've such co-ordination In my fingers and my thumb An action learned from years of sitting Down to have a strum My right hand goes like billy-o Up top my left one fiddles Performing archipelagos and flams And paradiddles I stroll into the spotlight I give the strings a clout But when I start to warble The people start to shout "Where's George?" Nobody does it like the Ukulele Man No-one can hit that spot If he can't make you smile Then no-one can Just leaning on the lamp Or TT racing at the Isle Of Man Nobody does it like the Ukulele Man I like a bit of blues and boogie, like a bit of skiffle and soul But what I love's A little stick of Blackpool rock-rock-rock 'n' roll When women idolise me I always have to tell 'em Stop poking at me plectrums and Don't violate me vellum And though my technique thrills them I have never worked out why The end of my performance They always seem to sigh "Oh, is that all? Don't I get an encore?" Nobody does it like the Ukulele Man No-one can hit that spot If he can't make you smile Then no-one can He's window cleaning with His eyes on Fanlight Fanny's fan Nobody does it like the Ukulele Man "I've got crate of his 78's and I'm his greatest fan"
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Written by: IVOR BIGGUN
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