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Bloodhound Gang

Bloodhound Gang is a Collegeville, Pennsylvania-based American band, beginning as a rap group but gradually changing its genre throughout the years. Their songs typically have humorous and off-beat, satirical lyrics that often deal with sexual subjects and contain many puns and innuendos. more »

Year:

2000

5:24

323 Views

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Times New Roman you know the type 
Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype 
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" want to bait me 
Hook line sinker now your lady want to date me 
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink 
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink 
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link 
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink 
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit 
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick 
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job? 
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob 
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord 
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards" 
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay? 
You must've given up on hair plugs ‘cause now you're going toupee 

All in all you're just another dick with no balls 
All in all you're just another dick with no balls 

Mama said talk this out and resolve 
Don't want to be involved so gimme a call when you evolve 
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool 
Half with it half wit half finished high school 
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered 
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ‘em battered 
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel 
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl? 
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare 
Want to snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care? 
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime 
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time 
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum 
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum 
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone 
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone 

All in all you're just another dick with no balls 
All in all you're just another dick with no balls 

Right turn Clyde 
Right turn Clyde 
Right turn Clyde 
Right turn Clyde

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