Tomb Raider

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Regdar and the Fighters

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Ba du buh buh baa

I'm hunting for a magic artifact
Guarded by wolves and bears
Cats, bats, rats, velociraptors
And Atlantean heirs

You'll tune in to watch me climb and jump and flaunt my polygons
Somehow when they kill the bugs the magic will be gone

Tomb Raider, you're ridiculous, but it's still OK
Sensible plot and working physics are not why we play
The whole thing was kind of a mess; enjoyed it anyway
Pretty girl fighting a t-rex? I'll buy that any day

Now the same folks who hired me
Also want me dead
So they pay some random guy
To shoot me in the head

But all good archaeologists are packing heat these days
I've got the department head blasting Old Ones away

Tomb Raider, you're ridiculous, but it's still OK
Sensible plot and working physics are not why we play
The whole thing was kind of a mess; enjoyed it anyway
Pretty girl fighting a t-rex? I'll buy that any day

Now we're photo-realistic
It doesn't feel the same
Our jumping-puzzle-platformers
Are sensible and tame

Sometimes when I feel the strain of being an adult
I fire up the old DOSBox and battle the occult

Tomb Raider, you're ridiculous, but it's still OK
Sensible plot and working physics are not why we play
The whole thing was kind of a mess; enjoyed it anyway
Pretty girl fighting a t-rex? I'll buy that any day

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