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thelonelyisland



Awwshit, get your towels ready it's about to go down!
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin' deck,
But stay on your motha-fuckin' toes!
We runnin' this let's go!

I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat,
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin on a boat.
I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat,
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat

I’m on a boat, motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat

Take a picture trick, I’m on a boat bitch,
We drinking Santana champ cause it’s so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies
I’m flippin burgers, you at kinko’s straight up flippin copies

I’m ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
This dolphins splashin, getting everybody all wet,
But this aint sea world, this is as real as it gets
I’m on a boat motherfucker and don’t you ever forget

I’m on a boat and, its goin fast and,
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I’m the king of the world on a boat like Leo,
If your on the show than your sure not meo

Get the fuck up this boat is real!

Fuck land I’m on a boat motherfucker,
Fuck trees I climb buoys motherfucker,
I’m on the deck with my boys motherfucker,
This boat engine make noise motherfucker

Hey ma if you could see me now,
Arms spread wide on the chopper bow,
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow,
I’m Kevin Gardett, anything is possible!

I never thought I’d be on boat, it’s a big blue watery row
Poseidon, look at me ohh
Never thought I’d see the day, with a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat,
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailing on a boat
I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat,
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat
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Lyrics submitted by austin.