Bad Dog

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Ted Hawkins

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Year:

1986

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Come closer baby
Come sit on daddy's knee
Got something to tell you
There's something we must get straight right now

Now that I'm back
From you know where
I want you to know {...} 
Wrapped up in your arms
One more time

What kinda animal you got outside?
Try to keep me from coming in my own yard
Ripped my pants {damn skipped my knee} 
Bit a hole outta the seat of my pants
And you come running out hollerin' 
BAD DOG

I realize the fact that you need some
Type of a something under the house
That's capable of giving you
A helping hand while I'm gone

But that dog bark 
At everybody that come near 
'Cept one special man

Yeaahhh

He bark at the milkman
He bark at the postman
What's the reason your dog won't
Bark at this man

HA

To me this don't make no sense
If anybody else come near that gate 
He give a viscious smile
And snap through the {lifted} 
Barbed wire fence

But when this dude come to the gate
He leaps up in his arms
Lick the dude's face
Wags his tail
Wiggle like a worm
Bark three happy yaps
And run around the yard and laugh

YEEAAAHHH

Pretty momma I don't understand
Tell me what's so special about the man
What's the reason your dog won't
Bark at this man?

Hey hey heyyy woman

He bark at the telephone man
He bark at the {sparkless} man
He bark at the cockroach man
He bark at the welfare lady
He bark at the watermelon man
I thought I'd give him some barbecue ribs once
He bit my hand
He bit my hand
He bit my hand
He bit my hand
He bit my hand

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